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This is a story of boy meets girl.

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The boy, Tom Hansen
of Margate, New Jersey,

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grew up believing that
he'd never truly be happy...

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until the day he met "the one".

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This belief stemmed from early
exposure to sad British pop music...

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and a total misreading
of the movie The Graduate.

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Elaine! Elaine!

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The girl, Summer Finn
of Shinnecock, Michigan

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did not share this belief.

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Since the disintegration
of her parents marriage

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she'd only loved two things.

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The first was her long dark hair.

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The second was how easily
she could cut it off...

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and feel nothing.

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Tom meets Summer on January 8.

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He knows almost immediately
she's who he's been searching for.

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This is a story of boy meets girl.

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But you should know up front

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this is not a love story.

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¶ They made a statue of us ¶

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¶ And put it on a mountaintop ¶

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¶ Now tourists come and stare at us ¶

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¶ Blow bubbles with their gum ¶

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¶ Take photographs of fun ¶

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¶ Have fun ¶

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¶ They'll name a city after us ¶

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¶ And later say it's all our fault ¶

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¶ Then they'll give us a talking to ¶

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¶ 'Cause they've got years of experience ¶

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¶ Living in a den of thieves ¶

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¶ Rummaging for answers in the pages ¶

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¶ Living in a den of thieves ¶

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¶ And it's contagious ¶

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¶ And it's contagious ¶¶

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We didn't know
who else to call.

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It's Amanda Heller
all over again.

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You did the right thing.

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Now where is he?

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Thomas.

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Rachel.
What're you doing here?

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- I'm here to help you.
- Help me how?

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First' put down the plate.

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Drink this.

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- What is that?
- Vodka.

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Um' does Mom know
that you're here?

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- 'Cause it's probably past 10:00.
- Don't worry about it.

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Just start from the beginning,
and tell us what happened.

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Things were going so well.

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Then what?

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I think we should
stop seeing each other.

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- Just like that?
- Just like that.

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- Did she say why?
- I mean' this thing... what're we doing?

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I mean, is this normal?

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Norm... I... I don't know. I don't care.
I'm happy. Aren't you happy?

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- You're happy?
- You're not?

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- All we do is argue.
- That is bullshit.

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Maybe she was just
in a bad mood.

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Yeah, maybe like
a... a hormonal thing.

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- P.M.S?
- What do you know about P.M.S?

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- More than you' Tom.
- Then what happened?

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This can't come as
a total surprise to you.

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I mean, we've been like
Sid and Nancy for months now.

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Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy...
seven times with a kitchen knife.

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I... I mean, we have some disagreements,
but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious.

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No. I'm Sid.

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Oh, so I'm Nancy?

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Let's just... eat,
and we'll talk about it later.

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Mmm. That is good.

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I'm really glad we did this.

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I love these pancakes.

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What?

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Tom, don't go.
You're still my best friend!

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- Jesus.
- You've broken up with girls before.

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Yes.

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And girls have broken up
with you before.

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- This is different.
- Why?

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'Cause it's Summer.

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So you'll... you'll
meet somebody new.

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Point is, you're the best guy I know.
You'll get over her.

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I think it's kinda like how they say.
There's, uh...

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There's plenty of other
fish in the sea.

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- No.
- They... They say that.

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Well, they're lying.

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I don't want to get over her.

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I want to get her back.

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Maybe playing it safe
is the wrong approach.

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The nuclear family is dead'

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and we need a new holiday
that recognizes that.

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May 21 st.

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Other Mother's Day.

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Thank you.

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I'd say we've got some potential here.
What do you think, Hansen?

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Could you write up some
prototypes for these?

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Uh' Mr. Vance, there's a telephone call
for you on line three.

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Oh. Thank you. Uh' everyone,
this is Summer, my new assistant.

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Summer just moved here from...

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- Michigan.
- Right. Michigan. Right.

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Uh, Summer, everyone.

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Everyone, Summer.
Excuse me. I have to take this.

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It's nice to meet you all.

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There's only two kinds
of people in the world.

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There's women, and there's men.

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Summer Finn was a woman.

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Height, average. Weight, average.

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Shoe size, slightly above average.

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For all intents and purposes,

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Summer Finn, just another girl.

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Except she wasn't.

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To wit, in 1998,

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Summer quoted a song by the
Scottish band Belle and Sebastian...

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in her high school yearbook.

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"Color my life
with the chaos of trouble".

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This spike in Michigan
sales of their album...

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The Boy with the Arab Strap...

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continues to puzzle industry analysts.

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Summer's employment at the Daily Freeze
during her sophomore year...

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coincided with an inexplicable
212% increase in revenue.

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Every apartment Summer rented...

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was offered at an average rate
of 9.2% below market value.

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And her round-trip commute to work...

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averaged 18.4 double takes per day.

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It was a rare quality,
this "Summer effect".

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Rare, and yet something every
postadoles cent male has encountered...

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at least once in their lives.

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For Tom Hansen to find it now
in a city of 400,000 offices,

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91,000 commercial buildings
and 3.8 million people...

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Well, that could only
be explained by one thing:

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fate.

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Dude, I hear she's a bitch.

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Really?

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Yeah. Patel tried to talk to her in the
copy room. She's totally not having it.

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Maybe she was just in a hurry.

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And maybe she's an uppity,
"better than everyone" superskank.

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- Damn.
- I know. She's pretty hot.

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That sucks.
Why is it pretty girls...

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think they can treat people
like crap and get away with it?

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Centuries of reinforcement.

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You know what?
Screw her. I don't care.

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If she wants to be that way, fine.

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¶ Driving in your car¶

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¶ Oh, please don't drop me home ¶

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Smiths?

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Hi.

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- I love the Smiths.
- Sorry?

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I said I love the Smiths.

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You have... You have
good taste in music.

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- You like the Smiths?
- Yeah.

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¶ To die by your side
is such a heavenly way to die ¶

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I love 'em.

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Holy shit.

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There you go.
Have another piece.

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- Ah.
- Drinks?

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- Arthur, did you get a piece?
- Thanks.

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- Want one?
- Yeah.

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- Want one?
- Mmm.

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- Summer, right?
- Oh. Yeah.

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- Smiths fan.
- Yeah. Tom.

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Want some, uh, uh...

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It's not champagne.
I don't know what it is.

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Sure.

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So, how's it goin'?

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- Pretty good.
- You just moved here, right?

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- Mm-hmm.
- When?

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- Saturday.
- Oh, wow.

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And, uh, what brought you?

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Boredom mostly.

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Wanted to try something new
and exciting.

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Mmm.

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Well, clearly you've come
to the right place.

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- So, have you worked here long?
- About three or four years.

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Wow. You've...

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always wanted to write greeting cards?

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No, I don't even
want to do it now.

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Well, you should
do something else then.

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Yeah. I studied to be
an architect, actually.

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You did? That's cool.
What happened there?

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It didn't work out.

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I needed a job,
and here we are.

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You any good?

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Well, um, I wrote this one.

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"Today you're a man.

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Mazeltov
on your bar mitzvah".

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It's a big seller.
I meant as an architect.

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Yeah.

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I doubt it.
- Well,

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you're a perfectly adequate
greeting card writer.

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Thank you. That was actually
my nickname in college.

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They called me
"Perfectly Adequate" Hansen.

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They used to call me Anal Girl.

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I was very neat and organized.

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Well, I should get back, so-
Uh-

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All right. See you later.

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I don't know, man.
I think it's official.

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I'm in love with Summer.
I love her smile.

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I love her hair. I love her knees.

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I love this heart-shaped birthmark
she has on her neck.

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I love the way she sometimes
licks her lips before she talks.

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I love the sound of her laugh.

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I love the way she looks
when she's sleeping.

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¶ She's like the wind ¶

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I love how I hear this song
every- every time I think of her.

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I love how she makes me feel.

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Like-

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Like anything's possible,
or like- I don't know. Like-

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Like life is worth it.

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This is not good.

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She likes Magritte and Hopper.

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And we talked about Bananafish
for like 20 minutes.

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We're so compatible,
it's insane.

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She's... well, she's not like
I thought at all, she's amazing.

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- Oh, boy.
- What?

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Just 'cause some cute girl
likes the same bizarro crap you do,

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that doesn't make her
your soul mate, Tom.

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- Red team wins!
- What do you mean?

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- It's off.
- what?

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- Me and Summer.
- Was it ever on?

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No, but it could have been, in a world
where good things happen to me.

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Yeah, well, that's not really
where we live.

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No.

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Lucky.

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So, what happened?

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- All right. You ready?
- Yeah.

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So there we are. 9 more floors
to ride, just me and her.

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Hey, Summer.

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Hi.

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How was your weekend?

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It was good.

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Can you believe that shit?

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- I'm sorry. what shit?
- I think I missed something.

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She said, "It was good".
Emphasis on the "good".

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She basically said...

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she spent the weekend having sex
with some guy she met at the gym.

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Skank. Whatever.
I'm over it.

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- What the hell's wrong with you?
- She's not interested in me.

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There's really nothing
I can do about that.

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- Just because she said it was good?
- And some other things.

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Like, did she say, uh,
"hey" instead of "hi"?

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I mean, 'cause you know that...
that means that she's a lesbian, right?

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I gave her plenty of chances.

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I'm going to the supply room.
Do you guys need anything?

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I think you know what I need.

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Uh, toner.

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Okay. Sure. No problem.

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¶ Good times for a change ¶

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¶ See, the luck I've had ¶

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¶ Can make a good man turn bad ¶

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¶ So, please, please, please ¶

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¶ Let me, let me, let me ¶

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¶ Let me get what I want ¶¶

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Whatever, man. It's fine. I don't need
this crap really. I just, you know...

251
00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:41,554
I'm comfortable.
I'm unhassled.

252
00:16:42,682 --> 00:16:45,810
People don't realize this,
but loneliness...

253
00:16:47,437 --> 00:16:50,564
- It's underrated.
- You could just ask her out.

254
00:16:51,232 --> 00:16:53,358
Don't be stupid.

255
00:16:54,359 --> 00:16:57,947
Hey.

256
00:17:00,116 --> 00:17:03,177
This Friday, all you can karaoke
at the Mill.

257
00:17:03,178 --> 00:17:04,678
- No.
- Why?

258
00:17:04,679 --> 00:17:07,247
They're not gonna let you
back in there after last time.

259
00:17:07,248 --> 00:17:09,501
Ah, I wasn't that bad.

260
00:17:09,502 --> 00:17:12,587
Dude, you threw up on the stage,
you tried to fight the bartender...

261
00:17:12,588 --> 00:17:14,588
and you threatened
to burn the place down.

262
00:17:14,589 --> 00:17:17,425
- But I didn't burn the place down.
- We're not going back there, man.

263
00:17:17,426 --> 00:17:21,137
Look. It's not like that, ok? It's a
work thing. The whole office's going.

264
00:17:21,138 --> 00:17:23,723
- I can't go, even if I wanted...
- You're not listening to me.

265
00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:27,600
- What?
- The whole office is going.

266
00:17:35,152 --> 00:17:38,905
¶Just like every cowboy ¶

267
00:17:38,906 --> 00:17:42,951
¶ Sings a sad, sad song ¶

268
00:17:42,952 --> 00:17:48,288
¶ Every rose has its thorn ¶¶

269
00:17:48,289 --> 00:17:50,291
- Hi.
- Hi.

270
00:17:50,292 --> 00:17:53,127
They said you weren't coming.
You asked if I was...

271
00:17:53,128 --> 00:17:55,505
Goddamn. That song is brilliant!

272
00:17:55,506 --> 00:17:57,549
- What's up, Hansen?
- Summer. Summer...

273
00:17:57,550 --> 00:18:00,134
That's me.
Come on up.

274
00:18:00,135 --> 00:18:02,427
You...

275
00:18:02,428 --> 00:18:07,393
- Okay. I'm new, so no making fun of me.
- Whoo!

276
00:18:07,394 --> 00:18:09,851
Thanks, chief.

277
00:18:09,852 --> 00:18:11,854
- Ah, thanks.
- Yeah, man.

278
00:18:11,855 --> 00:18:13,147
Cheers.

279
00:18:16,527 --> 00:18:20,613
¶ I got some troubles
but they won't last ¶

280
00:18:20,614 --> 00:18:24,784
¶ I'm gonna lay right down
here in the grass ¶

281
00:18:24,785 --> 00:18:28,664
¶ And pretty soon
all my troubles will pass ¶

282
00:18:28,665 --> 00:18:31,290
¶ 'Cause I'm in Su-Su-Su ¶

283
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:33,293
¶ Su-Su-Su ¶

284
00:18:33,294 --> 00:18:35,753
¶ Su-Su-Su-Su-Su-Su ¶

285
00:18:35,754 --> 00:18:38,047
¶ Sugar Town ¶¶

286
00:18:46,765 --> 00:18:49,018
- Like, that's what I was...
- I guess.

287
00:18:49,019 --> 00:18:51,019
- Hello.
- Hi.

288
00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:53,688
I didn't, uh... I didn't know
you were gonna join us.

289
00:18:53,689 --> 00:18:55,982
I would have gotten you,
you know, a drink, or...

290
00:18:55,983 --> 00:18:57,984
- I'm good.
- You're good?

291
00:18:57,985 --> 00:19:00,012
You... You were great...
great up, uh, singing.

292
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,113
Thank you.

293
00:19:01,114 --> 00:19:03,532
I wanted to sing "Born To Run,"
but they didn't have it.

294
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,533
- I love "Born To Run".
- Me too.

295
00:19:05,534 --> 00:19:07,994
- Tom's from New Jersey.
- Really?

296
00:19:07,995 --> 00:19:10,872
Yeah. I grew up there.
Uh, I lived there till I was 12.

297
00:19:10,873 --> 00:19:12,790
I named my cat
after Springsteen.

298
00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:14,793
No kidding.
What... what was his name?

299
00:19:14,794 --> 00:19:16,878
Bruce.

300
00:19:16,879 --> 00:19:18,588
Oh.
That makes sense.

301
00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:23,135
So, do you have a boyfriend?

302
00:19:23,136 --> 00:19:25,136
- No.
- Why not?

303
00:19:25,137 --> 00:19:28,640
- 'Cause I don't want one.
- Come on. I don't believe that.

304
00:19:28,641 --> 00:19:31,684
You don't believe that a woman could
enjoy being free and independent?

305
00:19:31,685 --> 00:19:33,728
Are you a lesbian?

306
00:19:33,729 --> 00:19:35,939
No, I'm not a lesbian.

307
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:38,232
I just don't feel comfortable
being anyone's girlfriend.

308
00:19:38,233 --> 00:19:41,944
I don't actually feel comfortable
being anyone's anything, you know.

309
00:19:41,945 --> 00:19:44,490
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Really?

310
00:19:44,491 --> 00:19:46,574
Nope.

311
00:19:46,575 --> 00:19:48,661
Okay. Let me
break it down for you.

312
00:19:48,662 --> 00:19:52,914
- Break it down.
- Okay. I like being on my own.

313
00:19:52,915 --> 00:19:56,043
Relationships are messy,
and people's feelings get hurt.

314
00:19:56,044 --> 00:19:58,295
Who needs it? We're young.

315
00:19:58,296 --> 00:20:00,838
We live in one of the most
beautiful cities in the world.

316
00:20:00,839 --> 00:20:03,174
Might as well have fun
while we can and...

317
00:20:03,175 --> 00:20:05,594
save the serious stuff for later.

318
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:08,931
Holy shit. You're a dude.
She's a dude.

319
00:20:08,932 --> 00:20:13,101
Okay. But wait, wait.
What happens if you fall in love?

320
00:20:13,102 --> 00:20:15,103
What?

321
00:20:15,104 --> 00:20:17,147
Well, you don't
believe that, do you?

322
00:20:17,148 --> 00:20:19,525
It's love.
It's not Santa Claus.

323
00:20:19,526 --> 00:20:21,527
Well, what does
that word even mean?

324
00:20:21,528 --> 00:20:24,697
I've been in relationships,
and I don't think I've ever seen it.

325
00:20:24,698 --> 00:20:26,250
- Well, maybe that's...
- And most marriages...

326
00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:27,949
end in divorce these days.

327
00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:30,285
- Like my parents.
- Okay. Mine too, but...

328
00:20:30,286 --> 00:20:33,081
Me thinks the lady
dosth protest too much.

329
00:20:33,082 --> 00:20:36,374
The lady doestn't.

330
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:39,503
There's no such thing as love.
It's a fantasy.

331
00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:42,631
Well, I think you're wrong.

332
00:20:43,967 --> 00:20:46,385
Okay. Well,

333
00:20:46,386 --> 00:20:49,429
what is it that
I'm missing then?

334
00:20:51,099 --> 00:20:53,935
I think you know it
when you feel it.

335
00:20:56,645 --> 00:20:59,648
I guess we can just
agree to disagree.

336
00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:03,652
Yeah.

337
00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:06,364
Okay. Who's singing next?

338
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:09,198
I nominate
young Werther here.

339
00:21:09,199 --> 00:21:11,410
I'm not nearly drunk enough to...
Bartender.

340
00:21:11,411 --> 00:21:15,622
- Whoo! Whoo!
- ¶ outside there's a boxcar waiting ¶

341
00:21:15,623 --> 00:21:19,918
¶ Outside the family stew ¶

342
00:21:19,919 --> 00:21:23,213
- ¶ out by the fire breathing ¶
- Whoo! Whoo!

343
00:21:23,214 --> 00:21:27,343
¶ Outside we wait
till our face turns blue ¶

344
00:21:27,344 --> 00:21:31,388
¶ I know the nervous walking ¶

345
00:21:31,389 --> 00:21:35,435
¶ I know the dirty beard
ha-ha-hangs ¶

346
00:21:35,436 --> 00:21:38,854
¶ Out by the boxcar waiting ¶

347
00:21:38,855 --> 00:21:42,857
¶ Take me away
to nowhere plains ¶

348
00:21:42,858 --> 00:21:46,862
- ¶ There is a wait so long ¶
- ¶ So long, so long ¶

349
00:21:46,863 --> 00:21:50,699
¶ There is a wait so long ¶

350
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,701
¶ Here comes your man ¶

351
00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:56,997
Whoo! You're good!
¶ Here comes your man ¶

352
00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:02,544
- ¶ Here comes your man ¶¶
- Is it...

353
00:22:04,214 --> 00:22:06,215
- No?
- No, that's not it.

354
00:22:06,216 --> 00:22:08,218
- What is that then?
- I don't know. That's not it...

355
00:22:08,219 --> 00:22:10,511
- That... That's something,
- I know.

356
00:22:10,512 --> 00:22:13,014
- Ah, I used to watch it every week.
- Oh. Yeah!

357
00:22:13,015 --> 00:22:15,057
- It was the best show on TV.
- I know.

358
00:22:15,058 --> 00:22:17,392
- Knight Rider? Come on.
- And the theme song is really good.

359
00:22:17,393 --> 00:22:20,437
- So good.
- This is gonna bother me for a week.

360
00:22:20,438 --> 00:22:22,440
Me too.

361
00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:25,943
¶ And I'm proud to be an American ¶

362
00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:28,737
¶ Where at least I know I'm free ¶

363
00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:32,741
¶ And I'd like to entertain... ¶¶

364
00:22:36,079 --> 00:22:38,247
- You were amazing.
- I know, buddy.

365
00:22:38,248 --> 00:22:40,249
You're amazing.

366
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:42,252
- This was so much fun.
- Yeah.

367
00:22:42,253 --> 00:22:44,545
- You guys are so much...
- Wait! wait! Hey.

368
00:22:44,546 --> 00:22:46,964
- What's up?
- Not you.

369
00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:49,007
You.

370
00:22:49,008 --> 00:22:50,760
- He likes you.
- Okay.

371
00:22:50,761 --> 00:22:52,761
- He likes likes you!
- Good night, McKenzie.

372
00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:54,764
- Why don't you just tell her, Tom?
- Yeah.

373
00:22:54,765 --> 00:22:57,559
You guys are the best!
Sorry you had to see that. He's...

374
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,852
Happens every time we come here.
He, uh... I don't know.

375
00:22:59,853 --> 00:23:01,854
Something about that guy and singing.

376
00:23:01,855 --> 00:23:03,940
- Is that true?
- Yeah, yeah.

377
00:23:03,941 --> 00:23:07,068
He drinks, and he sings
and just loses his shit.

378
00:23:07,069 --> 00:23:09,278
No, uh, not McKenzie.

379
00:23:09,279 --> 00:23:11,364
Um, the other thing.

380
00:23:11,365 --> 00:23:13,782
What thing?

381
00:23:14,367 --> 00:23:16,869
Do you... like me?

382
00:23:19,039 --> 00:23:21,790
Yeah.

383
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:24,293
Yeah, of course I like you.

384
00:23:24,795 --> 00:23:27,254
As friends?

385
00:23:27,798 --> 00:23:29,924
Right. As friends.

386
00:23:29,925 --> 00:23:32,885
Just as friends?

387
00:23:32,886 --> 00:23:37,390
Yeah. I mean, I... I don't know.
I hadn't really thought about, um...

388
00:23:37,391 --> 00:23:39,767
Yes. why?

389
00:23:39,768 --> 00:23:43,145
No reason. I just...

390
00:23:43,146 --> 00:23:47,733
I think you're interesting,
and I'd like for us to be friends.

391
00:23:47,734 --> 00:23:50,319
Is that all right?

392
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:54,656
Yeah. It's, um...

393
00:23:54,657 --> 00:23:57,785
- Yeah. You and me. We should be friends.
- Mmm.

394
00:23:57,786 --> 00:24:00,286
Okay. Good.

395
00:24:08,630 --> 00:24:12,341
Well, I'm that way, so...

396
00:24:14,261 --> 00:24:17,430
- Okay. Well, good night.
- Good night.

397
00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:38,409
- Hey.
- Hi.

398
00:25:05,562 --> 00:25:08,899
So, that was fun
the other night.

399
00:25:47,813 --> 00:25:49,815
- You son of a bitch.
- Shh!

400
00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:51,817
The same girl you've been
obsessing over for weeks now?

401
00:25:51,818 --> 00:25:52,817
I've not been obsessing.

402
00:25:52,818 --> 00:25:54,946
The girl you said was outta your league,
that you'd never have a chance with...

403
00:25:54,947 --> 00:25:56,762
- in a million years. That girl.
- Paul, seriously.

404
00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:58,197
- Did you bang her?
- No.

405
00:25:58,198 --> 00:26:01,034
- What, hum job? Hand job?
- Man, no.

406
00:26:01,035 --> 00:26:05,622
No jobs. I'm still unemployed.
We... We kissed.

407
00:26:05,623 --> 00:26:08,458
Level with me, man. Come on.
This is your best friend, huh?

408
00:26:08,459 --> 00:26:10,945
Your best friend who tolerated
you whining about this girl,

409
00:26:10,946 --> 00:26:12,045
- for... for weeks on end.
- Paul...

410
00:26:12,046 --> 00:26:13,212
You were essentially
stalking her!

411
00:26:13,213 --> 00:26:15,049
Paul! Shh!

412
00:26:19,053 --> 00:26:21,637
- Hi.
- Hey.

413
00:26:21,638 --> 00:26:24,016
- I'm Summer.
- Summer.

414
00:26:24,017 --> 00:26:27,811
- I'm Paul.
- Hi, Paul. Nice to meet you.

415
00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:35,194
Well, I gotta go.
I gotta do some, you know.

416
00:26:35,195 --> 00:26:38,280
- Yeah, man.
- Um, pretend I was never here.

417
00:26:38,281 --> 00:26:41,115
Oh, wait! Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.
Um, if any jobs come up...

418
00:26:41,116 --> 00:26:43,535
Thanks, Paul! See ya!

419
00:26:46,288 --> 00:26:51,169
He's, uh, you know,
an old friend.

420
00:26:51,170 --> 00:26:53,503
If you heard any of, um...

421
00:26:53,504 --> 00:26:55,964
- Heard what?
- Nothing. You wanna go?

422
00:26:55,965 --> 00:26:59,134
Yeah. I'm stalking.
I mean, I'm starving.

423
00:27:02,597 --> 00:27:05,557
Ah, hon?

424
00:27:05,558 --> 00:27:08,018
Our sink is broken.

425
00:27:11,899 --> 00:27:15,691
Man, all of our sinks
are broken.

426
00:27:22,575 --> 00:27:24,619
What are we looking for again?

427
00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:26,870
Uh, trivets.
How 'bout a fly gel?

428
00:27:26,871 --> 00:27:29,039
No, I don't think so.

429
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:32,084
No? You don't want a fly gel?

430
00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:34,586
Home sweet home.

431
00:27:36,547 --> 00:27:40,259
Our place really
is lovely, isn't it?

432
00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:42,261
Yes.

433
00:27:42,262 --> 00:27:44,888
Ooh! Idol's on.

434
00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:54,523
The TV's not working.

435
00:27:54,524 --> 00:27:56,859
Oh.

436
00:27:56,860 --> 00:28:00,654
Well, I'm famished.

437
00:28:00,655 --> 00:28:03,073
Let's eat.

438
00:28:07,705 --> 00:28:09,745
Mmm. Smells delicious.

439
00:28:09,746 --> 00:28:14,250
Oh, honey, that's because
it is delicious.

440
00:28:14,837 --> 00:28:16,962
I made it myself.

441
00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:19,340
Bald eagle.
Your favorite.

442
00:28:19,341 --> 00:28:22,257
Mm-hmm.

443
00:28:26,932 --> 00:28:29,516
The sink's broken.

444
00:28:29,517 --> 00:28:32,143
Well, that's okay, because...

445
00:28:33,855 --> 00:28:36,398
that's why we bought a home
with two kitchens.

446
00:28:36,399 --> 00:28:38,775
You're so smart.

447
00:28:38,776 --> 00:28:41,196
I'll race you to the bedroom.

448
00:28:41,197 --> 00:28:44,031
¶ Left behind ¶

449
00:28:44,032 --> 00:28:47,534
¶ There goes the fear again ¶

450
00:28:48,287 --> 00:28:52,289
¶ Let it go ¶

451
00:28:52,875 --> 00:28:56,668
¶ There goes the fear¶¶

452
00:29:01,508 --> 00:29:04,969
Darling, I don't know
how to tell you this,

453
00:29:04,970 --> 00:29:09,682
but... there's a Chinese family
in our bathroom.

454
00:29:27,742 --> 00:29:29,744
This is fun.

455
00:29:29,745 --> 00:29:32,412
You're fun.

456
00:29:32,413 --> 00:29:34,832
Thanks.

457
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,921
Hey, um,

458
00:29:40,922 --> 00:29:44,259
I just wanna tell you
that, um,

459
00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:47,428
I'm not really looking...

460
00:29:47,429 --> 00:29:51,557
for anything... serious.

461
00:29:53,810 --> 00:29:56,604
Is that okay?

462
00:29:56,605 --> 00:29:59,023
Yeah.

463
00:30:01,067 --> 00:30:03,820
'Cause some people kinda freak out
when they hear that.

464
00:30:03,821 --> 00:30:06,405
No, not me.

465
00:30:06,406 --> 00:30:08,866
You sure?

466
00:30:08,867 --> 00:30:12,869
- Yeah. Like, casual.
- Right? Take it slow.

467
00:30:12,870 --> 00:30:14,913
Right.

468
00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:17,416
No pressure.

469
00:30:50,284 --> 00:30:53,119
Can you, uh...
Can you wait one second?

470
00:31:00,336 --> 00:31:04,088
Okay. Settle.
She's just a girl.

471
00:31:04,089 --> 00:31:06,133
Just a girl.

472
00:31:06,134 --> 00:31:08,842
She wants to keep it casual,

473
00:31:08,843 --> 00:31:11,429
which is why she's
in my bed right now.

474
00:31:11,430 --> 00:31:14,557
But that's casual.
That's what casual people do.

475
00:31:15,934 --> 00:31:18,436
That's fine. That's great.

476
00:31:24,276 --> 00:31:26,778
- Hi.
- Hi.

477
00:31:39,584 --> 00:31:44,879
¶ What I want you've got
and it might be hard to handle ¶

478
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,174
¶ Like the flame that burns the candle ¶

479
00:31:47,175 --> 00:31:50,343
¶ The candle feeds the flame ¶

480
00:31:50,344 --> 00:31:53,513
¶ Yeah, yeah
what I've got full stock ¶

481
00:31:53,514 --> 00:31:55,932
¶ of thoughts and dreams that scatter¶

482
00:31:55,933 --> 00:31:59,186
¶ You're pullin' them all together ¶

483
00:31:59,187 --> 00:32:02,688
¶ And I can't explain
oh, yeah ¶

484
00:32:02,689 --> 00:32:05,316
- ¶ Well, well, you ¶
- Hey.

485
00:32:05,317 --> 00:32:07,319
¶ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ¶
Hello.

486
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,321
¶ You make my dreams come true ¶

487
00:32:09,322 --> 00:32:12,116
- ¶ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ¶
- Hi.

488
00:32:12,117 --> 00:32:15,076
¶ Ooh-ooh ¶
¶ well, well, well, you ¶

489
00:32:15,077 --> 00:32:17,912
¶ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ¶
¶ oh, yeah ¶

490
00:32:17,913 --> 00:32:21,250
- ¶ You make my dreams come true ¶
- Thanks.

491
00:32:21,251 --> 00:32:23,668
¶ ooh-ooh, you, ooh-ooh ¶
¶ Yeah, oh, yeah ¶

492
00:32:23,669 --> 00:32:25,170
¶ You ¶

493
00:32:25,171 --> 00:32:30,216
¶ on a night when bad dreams
become a screamer¶

494
00:32:30,217 --> 00:32:33,303
¶ when they're messin' with the dreamer¶

495
00:32:33,304 --> 00:32:36,264
¶ I can laugh it in the face ¶

496
00:32:36,850 --> 00:32:39,183
¶ Twist and shout my way out ¶

497
00:32:39,184 --> 00:32:41,687
¶ And wrap yourself around me ¶

498
00:32:41,688 --> 00:32:44,647
¶ 'Cause I ain't the way you found me ¶

499
00:32:44,648 --> 00:32:48,192
¶ And I'll never be the same
oh, yeah ¶

500
00:32:48,193 --> 00:32:50,861
¶ Well, well, you ¶

501
00:32:52,948 --> 00:32:55,242
¶ You make my dreams come true ¶

502
00:32:55,243 --> 00:32:58,120
¶ ooh-ooh, you, ooh-ooh ¶
¶ whoa, yeah ¶

503
00:32:58,121 --> 00:33:01,038
¶ Ooh-ooh ¶
¶ well, well, well, you ¶

504
00:33:01,039 --> 00:33:03,834
¶ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ¶
¶ Whoo-whoo ¶

505
00:33:03,835 --> 00:33:07,254
¶ You make my dreams come true ¶

506
00:33:07,255 --> 00:33:09,131
¶ ooh-ooh, you, ooh-ooh ¶

507
00:33:09,132 --> 00:33:11,175
¶ oh-oh-oh, yeah ¶
¶ Ooh-ooh ¶

508
00:33:11,176 --> 00:33:13,676
¶ Now listen to this ¶

509
00:33:13,677 --> 00:33:17,097
¶ I'm down on my daydream ¶

510
00:33:17,098 --> 00:33:20,350
¶ oh, that sleepwalk
should be over by now ¶

511
00:33:20,351 --> 00:33:22,769
¶ Oh, no ¶

512
00:33:23,271 --> 00:33:25,688
¶ Yeah, you ¶

513
00:33:25,689 --> 00:33:27,649
¶ Yeah ¶¶

514
00:33:38,954 --> 00:33:41,747
You know, I'm gonna... I'm gonna...
I'm gonna get Alfredo's number.

515
00:33:41,748 --> 00:33:43,749
- Okay.
- And I'll... And I'll bring it to you.

516
00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:44,791
- Okay.
- Okay?

517
00:33:44,792 --> 00:33:46,042
Is this Solitaire?

518
00:33:46,043 --> 00:33:49,129
So, did you get her back
yet or what?

519
00:33:51,383 --> 00:33:53,883
Working on it.

520
00:33:56,679 --> 00:33:59,848
- Hey, maybe you should write a book.
- What?

521
00:33:59,849 --> 00:34:02,726
Well, you know, Henry Miller said
the best way to get over a woman...

522
00:34:02,727 --> 00:34:04,771
is to turn her into literature.

523
00:34:04,772 --> 00:34:07,688
Well, that guy had
a lot more sex than me.

524
00:34:11,736 --> 00:34:14,154
Oh, this is it! This is it!

525
00:34:14,155 --> 00:34:16,240
So great to hear from you.

526
00:34:16,241 --> 00:34:18,283
I can't this week, but maybe next?

527
00:34:18,284 --> 00:34:20,910
I hope this means
you're ready to be friends.

528
00:34:37,053 --> 00:34:39,930
Yeah, that's it. That is it.

529
00:34:39,931 --> 00:34:42,474
Your girl is losing it.

530
00:34:42,475 --> 00:34:45,102
Can you just be serious,
for just a second?

531
00:34:45,103 --> 00:34:47,313
- I am being totally serious.
- No, you're joking around.

532
00:34:47,314 --> 00:34:50,023
No, I am not joking around.
"Octopus's Garden"?

533
00:34:50,024 --> 00:34:52,734
Yes, "Octopus's Garden" is the best
Beatles song ever recorded.

534
00:34:52,735 --> 00:34:54,612
Why don't you just say "Piggies"?

535
00:34:54,613 --> 00:34:56,738
Come on. I love Ringo Starr!

536
00:34:56,739 --> 00:35:00,910
- Nobody loves Ringo Starr.
- That's what I love about him.

537
00:35:02,745 --> 00:35:05,163
No, no.

538
00:35:07,293 --> 00:35:09,918
Ooh, this looks good.

539
00:35:09,919 --> 00:35:12,296
Gets really good reviews.

540
00:35:15,675 --> 00:35:20,054
You know what?
That looks pretty doable.

541
00:35:20,055 --> 00:35:23,016
- Why are you asking me now?
- Because this was your idea.

542
00:35:25,018 --> 00:35:27,103
- Put your hand there.
- Wait one second.

543
00:35:27,104 --> 00:35:31,316
- Okay. Three, two, one!
- One.

544
00:35:34,402 --> 00:35:38,155
Yeah, the street level
isn't so exciting, but-

545
00:35:38,156 --> 00:35:42,827
- Like, if you look up...
- ¶ Sweet ¶

546
00:35:42,828 --> 00:35:47,790
¶ Disposition ¶

547
00:35:47,791 --> 00:35:51,043
The Fine Arts Building.

548
00:35:51,044 --> 00:35:56,841
The guys who designed this, Walker
and Eisen, are... 2 of my favorites.

549
00:35:56,842 --> 00:36:00,887
¶ Never ¶
Isn't that cool?

550
00:36:00,888 --> 00:36:06,058
¶ Too soon ¶¶

551
00:36:11,689 --> 00:36:13,900
- This is my favorite spot.
- This is?

552
00:36:13,901 --> 00:36:16,319
This is your favorite spot?

553
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,696
Right here.

554
00:36:18,697 --> 00:36:21,699
How come?

555
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:24,910
Uh, I don't know. It's kinda
hard to explain, I guess.

556
00:36:24,911 --> 00:36:27,747
Well, try.

557
00:36:27,748 --> 00:36:30,583
Um... Well, okay.

558
00:36:30,584 --> 00:36:34,462
Like, that building...
that's, uh...

559
00:36:34,463 --> 00:36:37,256
That's been there since 1911.

560
00:36:37,257 --> 00:36:40,468
And that- that's the Continental.
That's L.A.'s first skyscraper.

561
00:36:40,469 --> 00:36:42,929
It was built in 1904.

562
00:36:42,930 --> 00:36:44,722
What is that?

563
00:36:44,723 --> 00:36:46,849
That?

564
00:36:46,850 --> 00:36:49,977
- That's a parking lot.
- Oh!

565
00:36:49,978 --> 00:36:53,938
Yeah. That's...
That's also a parking lot.

566
00:36:54,733 --> 00:36:57,276
That's, um... Yeah.

567
00:36:57,277 --> 00:37:00,321
There's a lot of beautiful
stuff here too though.

568
00:37:02,826 --> 00:37:07,036
I don't know. I just... wish
people would notice it more.

569
00:37:07,037 --> 00:37:11,041
If it were me, then, uh...

570
00:37:11,042 --> 00:37:13,459
If it were you what?

571
00:37:13,460 --> 00:37:17,046
I don't know. I think
I'd... make 'em notice.

572
00:37:17,548 --> 00:37:20,382
How would you
make them notice?

573
00:37:22,302 --> 00:37:26,055
I don't know. There's a lotta
different stuff you could do.

574
00:37:26,056 --> 00:37:28,041
Show me.

575
00:37:28,642 --> 00:37:30,913
Please. I don't know anything
about architecture.

576
00:37:32,355 --> 00:37:35,189
- You want me to draw you something?
- Yeah.

577
00:37:35,190 --> 00:37:39,109
- I don't have any paper.
- Well, use my arm.

578
00:37:40,821 --> 00:37:42,905
Please, I need a tattoo.

579
00:37:42,906 --> 00:37:46,993
- Well, let's see your arm.
- That's the spirit.

580
00:37:49,121 --> 00:37:53,167
Well, the buildings need
to be integrated better, so...

581
00:37:53,168 --> 00:37:56,585
You could maximize
light capacity here.

582
00:38:20,487 --> 00:38:22,570
It's kind of messy.

583
00:38:22,571 --> 00:38:25,072
That's okay.

584
00:38:36,335 --> 00:38:40,714
For Tom Hansen, this was
the night where everything changed.

585
00:38:40,715 --> 00:38:44,133
That wall Summer
so often hid behind-

586
00:38:44,134 --> 00:38:48,221
the wall of distance, of space, of casual-

587
00:38:49,098 --> 00:38:52,475
that wall was slowly coming down.

588
00:38:53,394 --> 00:38:55,854
For here was Tom, in her world,

589
00:38:55,855 --> 00:39:00,359
a place few had been invited
to see with their own eyes.

590
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,694
And here was Summer,
wanting him there.

591
00:39:02,695 --> 00:39:05,531
Him, no one else.

592
00:39:05,532 --> 00:39:07,825
- Have you ever been in a tornado?
- No.

593
00:39:07,826 --> 00:39:11,662
It's that and my teeth falling out.

594
00:39:11,663 --> 00:39:13,664
I have that too!
- You do?

595
00:39:13,665 --> 00:39:17,124
Yeah! It's so weird.
It's like being an old man.

596
00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:19,961
What else do you have?

597
00:39:19,962 --> 00:39:22,089
Um, earthquakes?

598
00:39:22,090 --> 00:39:24,424
Really?
- No.

599
00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:32,139
You know, I dream
sometimes about flying.

600
00:39:32,140 --> 00:39:35,227
It starts out like I'm running
really, really fast.

601
00:39:35,228 --> 00:39:37,230
I'm, like, superhuman.

602
00:39:37,231 --> 00:39:40,606
And the terrain starts to get
really rocky and steep.

603
00:39:40,607 --> 00:39:44,485
And then I'm running so fast that my feet
aren't even touching the ground.

604
00:39:44,486 --> 00:39:49,617
And I'm floating, and it's like
this amazing, amazing realness.

605
00:39:50,702 --> 00:39:53,035
I'm free. I'm safe.

606
00:39:53,036 --> 00:39:55,956
Then I realize,

607
00:39:55,957 --> 00:39:59,125
I'm completely alone.

608
00:40:01,588 --> 00:40:04,131
And then I wake up.

609
00:40:04,132 --> 00:40:06,216
As he listened, Tom began to realize...

610
00:40:06,217 --> 00:40:09,761
that these weren't stories
routinely told.

611
00:40:09,762 --> 00:40:13,180
These were stories one had to earn.

612
00:40:13,181 --> 00:40:16,268
He could feel the wall coming down.

613
00:40:16,269 --> 00:40:19,646
He wondered if anyone else
had made it this far.

614
00:40:19,647 --> 00:40:23,734
Which is why the next six words
changed everything.

615
00:40:23,735 --> 00:40:27,237
I've never told anybody
that before.

616
00:40:30,826 --> 00:40:32,910
I guess I'm not just anybody.

617
00:40:32,911 --> 00:40:35,295
So what are you exactly?

618
00:40:35,296 --> 00:40:37,439
- I don't know.
- Are you her boyfriend?

619
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,833
- It's not that simple.
- Sure, it is.

620
00:40:39,834 --> 00:40:42,044
What, like, are we going steady?
Come on, guys.

621
00:40:42,045 --> 00:40:44,756
You know, we're... we're adults.
We know how we feel.

622
00:40:44,757 --> 00:40:46,839
We don't need
to put labels on it.

623
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,842
I mean,
"boyfriend," "girlfriend".

624
00:40:48,843 --> 00:40:52,472
All that stuff is...
It's really juvenile.

625
00:40:52,473 --> 00:40:54,973
- You sound gay.
- You really do.

626
00:40:54,974 --> 00:40:56,975
Okay, first of all,

627
00:40:56,976 --> 00:41:01,021
your last girlfriend was
Amy Sussman in the 7th grade,

628
00:41:01,022 --> 00:41:03,815
and you dated
for, like, three hours.

629
00:41:03,816 --> 00:41:08,862
And you... you've been with Robyn
since what... like 1998?

630
00:41:08,863 --> 00:41:11,365
- '97.
- '97. See...

631
00:41:11,366 --> 00:41:14,201
Shoot.

632
00:41:14,202 --> 00:41:18,956
I don't think the two of you are exactly
authorities on modern relationships.

633
00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:27,215
- So, what should I do?
- You should ask her.

634
00:41:27,216 --> 00:41:29,217
What?

635
00:41:29,218 --> 00:41:31,927
Well, why rock the boat,
is what I'm thinking.

636
00:41:31,928 --> 00:41:34,013
I mean,
things are going well.

637
00:41:34,014 --> 00:41:36,682
You start putting labels on it,
that's like the kiss of death.

638
00:41:36,683 --> 00:41:40,561
- It's like saying, "I love you".
- Yeah, I know what you mean.

639
00:41:40,562 --> 00:41:43,563
That's what happened
between me and Sean.

640
00:41:43,564 --> 00:41:46,234
- Who the hell's Sean?
- My boyfriend before Mark.

641
00:41:46,235 --> 00:41:48,652
Who the... never mind.

642
00:41:48,653 --> 00:41:52,531
- So, what you're saying...
- I'm saying you do wanna ask her.

643
00:41:52,532 --> 00:41:55,742
It's obvious. You're just afraid
you'll get an answer you don't want,

644
00:41:55,743 --> 00:41:57,364
which will shatter
all the illusions...

645
00:41:57,365 --> 00:41:59,914
of how great these past
few months have been.

646
00:41:59,915 --> 00:42:01,916
Now look, if it were me,

647
00:42:01,917 --> 00:42:04,459
I'd find out now before you
show up at her place...

648
00:42:04,460 --> 00:42:08,548
and, well, she's in bed
with Lars from Norway.

649
00:42:08,549 --> 00:42:11,426
Who's Lars from Norway?

650
00:42:11,427 --> 00:42:13,428
Just some guy
she met at the gym...

651
00:42:13,429 --> 00:42:17,430
with Brad Pitt's face
and Jesus' abs.

652
00:42:18,934 --> 00:42:21,519
Wait! No, Coach. We're not done here.

653
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,604
- Rachel!
- Look, it's easy, Tom.

654
00:42:23,605 --> 00:42:26,105
Just don't be a pussy.

655
00:42:42,624 --> 00:42:45,126
You okay?

656
00:42:45,127 --> 00:42:48,296
- Yeah.
- You sure?

657
00:42:48,297 --> 00:42:51,048
Summer,
I gotta ask you something.

658
00:42:51,049 --> 00:42:53,551
- What?
- What are we, um...

659
00:42:55,095 --> 00:42:57,972
- What're we doing?
- I thought we were going to the movies.

660
00:42:57,973 --> 00:43:00,474
Yeah. Nah, I mean, like,
what are we, like...

661
00:43:00,475 --> 00:43:03,186
What's going on here, with us?

662
00:43:03,187 --> 00:43:05,646
I don't know.

663
00:43:06,523 --> 00:43:08,775
Who cares?

664
00:43:08,776 --> 00:43:11,860
- I'm happy. Aren't you happy?
- Yeah.

665
00:43:11,861 --> 00:43:13,863
Good.

666
00:43:49,650 --> 00:43:51,735
London, 1964.

667
00:43:51,736 --> 00:43:53,778
Those girls knew how to dress.

668
00:43:53,779 --> 00:43:57,448
Nowadays, it's all
these giant sunglasses...

669
00:43:57,449 --> 00:43:59,784
and tattoos.

670
00:43:59,785 --> 00:44:02,078
It's handbags with
little dogs in them.

671
00:44:02,079 --> 00:44:06,581
- Who okayed this?
- Some people like it.

672
00:44:07,835 --> 00:44:09,961
I like how you dress.

673
00:44:09,962 --> 00:44:13,589
I was thinking about getting a butterfly
tattoo about yeh big on my ankle.

674
00:44:13,590 --> 00:44:15,676
No.

675
00:44:15,677 --> 00:44:17,468
Oh.

676
00:44:17,469 --> 00:44:19,805
Yo.

677
00:44:19,806 --> 00:44:21,806
How's it going?

678
00:44:21,807 --> 00:44:24,059
Uh, okay.

679
00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:26,395
You live around here?

680
00:44:26,396 --> 00:44:28,646
Um, yeah, not too far.

681
00:44:28,647 --> 00:44:31,023
I've never
seen you here before.

682
00:44:31,024 --> 00:44:33,235
You're not too observant.

683
00:44:33,236 --> 00:44:36,363
That's funny. You're funny.

684
00:44:36,364 --> 00:44:39,365
- So let me buy you a drink.
- No, Thank you.

685
00:44:41,076 --> 00:44:43,286
- You with this guy?
- Hey, I'm Tom.

686
00:44:43,287 --> 00:44:45,956
Whatever. So, come on. One drink.
What're you drinking?

687
00:44:45,957 --> 00:44:48,207
I said no, thanks.

688
00:44:48,208 --> 00:44:50,210
You're serious? This guy?

689
00:44:50,211 --> 00:44:52,253
Hey, buddy... You know what?
Don't be rude.

690
00:44:52,254 --> 00:44:54,381
I'm flattered,
but I'm not interested.

691
00:44:54,382 --> 00:44:58,843
So why don't you go over there
and leave us alone? Thanks.

692
00:45:00,346 --> 00:45:02,846
It's a free country.

693
00:45:11,399 --> 00:45:15,067
I can't believe
this is your boyfriend.

694
00:45:21,451 --> 00:45:23,660
What are you doing?

695
00:45:25,662 --> 00:45:28,749
It was really just a crazy thing.

696
00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:32,169
It happened like... It felt like
it happened fast, but really,

697
00:45:32,170 --> 00:45:35,339
it... it also felt like it was
happening really slowly,

698
00:45:35,340 --> 00:45:37,423
like everything all was just...

699
00:45:37,424 --> 00:45:41,136
I don't know. It doesn't
feel like you think it would...

700
00:45:41,137 --> 00:45:43,931
Hey, what's the matter?

701
00:45:43,932 --> 00:45:46,934
I just... I can't believe you.

702
00:45:46,935 --> 00:45:49,269
You can't believe me?

703
00:45:49,270 --> 00:45:52,064
You were so completely,
completely uncool in there.

704
00:45:52,065 --> 00:45:56,236
Wait. Are you mad at me?
I just got my ass kicked for you.

705
00:45:56,237 --> 00:45:58,611
Oh, really? Was that for me?
Was that for my benefit?

706
00:45:58,612 --> 00:46:00,322
Yes, it was.

707
00:46:00,323 --> 00:46:02,783
Okay, well, next time don't,
'cause I don't need your help.

708
00:46:02,784 --> 00:46:06,745
You know what?
I'm really tired.

709
00:46:08,873 --> 00:46:11,749
Can we talk about this tomorrow?

710
00:46:24,137 --> 00:46:26,181
No. You know what?

711
00:46:26,182 --> 00:46:29,686
I'm not going anywhere
till you tell me what's going on.

712
00:46:29,687 --> 00:46:32,186
Nothing's going on.

713
00:46:33,815 --> 00:46:36,232
We're just...

714
00:46:36,944 --> 00:46:40,195
What? We're just what?

715
00:46:40,196 --> 00:46:44,032
- We're just friends.
- No! Don't pull that with me!

716
00:46:44,033 --> 00:46:46,118
Don't even try to...

717
00:46:46,119 --> 00:46:49,580
This is not how
you treat your friend.

718
00:46:49,581 --> 00:46:53,709
Kissing in the copy room?
Holding hands in IKEA?

719
00:46:53,710 --> 00:46:57,045
Shower sex? Come on!
Friends, my balls!

720
00:47:03,012 --> 00:47:05,553
I like you, Tom.
I just don't want a relationship...

721
00:47:05,554 --> 00:47:08,140
Well, you're not the only one
that gets a say in this!

722
00:47:08,141 --> 00:47:11,269
I do too! And I say we're
a couple, goddamn it!

723
00:47:17,608 --> 00:47:20,151
After you, please.

724
00:48:34,144 --> 00:48:36,644
I shouldn't have done that.

725
00:48:37,856 --> 00:48:40,775
- Done what?
- Gotten mad at you.

726
00:48:40,776 --> 00:48:43,193
I'm sorry.

727
00:48:46,740 --> 00:48:50,868
Look, we don't have to
put a label on it.

728
00:48:50,869 --> 00:48:52,954
That's fine. I get it.

729
00:48:52,955 --> 00:48:56,123
But, you know, I just...
I need some consistency.

730
00:48:56,124 --> 00:48:58,584
I know.

731
00:48:58,585 --> 00:49:01,671
I need to know that you're not
gonna wake up in the morning...

732
00:49:01,672 --> 00:49:04,798
and... feel differently.

733
00:49:11,223 --> 00:49:14,142
And I can't give you that.

734
00:49:14,143 --> 00:49:16,560
Nobody can.

735
00:49:25,154 --> 00:49:27,698
That hurt? I'm sorry.

736
00:49:27,699 --> 00:49:30,282
No, it doesn't hurt.

737
00:49:30,283 --> 00:49:33,118
I like you.

738
00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:37,206
All right.

739
00:49:46,383 --> 00:49:48,927
¶ You loved her
You were kissing ¶

740
00:49:48,928 --> 00:49:53,514
- Shh. well, what about you?
- Did you ever even have a boyfriend?

741
00:49:53,515 --> 00:49:55,516
- Well, of course.
- Yeah?

742
00:49:55,517 --> 00:49:57,561
Yeah.
Well, tell me about them.

743
00:49:57,562 --> 00:49:59,562
No.
- Oh? why not?

744
00:49:59,563 --> 00:50:01,939
Because it's not important.

745
00:50:01,940 --> 00:50:04,524
I'm interested.

746
00:50:07,571 --> 00:50:09,781
All right. Fine.
You want to go there?

747
00:50:09,782 --> 00:50:12,449
- Yeah. I can take it.
- Fine.

748
00:50:15,245 --> 00:50:17,664
So-

749
00:50:17,665 --> 00:50:20,833
Well, in high school
there was Markus.

750
00:50:20,834 --> 00:50:23,212
Quarterback-slash-homecoming king?

751
00:50:23,213 --> 00:50:26,213
No. He was a rower.

752
00:50:26,924 --> 00:50:28,925
He was very hot.

753
00:50:30,762 --> 00:50:34,973
For a brief time in college
there was, um... there was Charlie.

754
00:50:37,017 --> 00:50:39,435
She was nice, but...

755
00:50:40,020 --> 00:50:42,856
And then there was
my semester in Sienna.

756
00:50:42,857 --> 00:50:45,358
Fernando Belardelli.

757
00:50:47,569 --> 00:50:49,529
Also known as "The Puma".

758
00:50:49,530 --> 00:50:53,490
- The Puma?
- Yeah, The Puma, 'cause, you know.

759
00:50:56,621 --> 00:50:58,913
So...

760
00:50:58,914 --> 00:51:02,208
- Oh, that's it?
- The ones that lasted, yeah.

761
00:51:02,209 --> 00:51:04,753
What happened? Why...
Why didn't they work out?

762
00:51:04,754 --> 00:51:07,631
What always happens. Life.

763
00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:15,429
That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.

764
00:51:15,430 --> 00:51:18,475
- No, it's not.
- It's awesome. Trust me.

765
00:51:18,476 --> 00:51:20,893
I'm serious.

766
00:51:21,645 --> 00:51:24,105
I'll go first.

767
00:51:25,275 --> 00:51:28,526
Penis.

768
00:51:36,619 --> 00:51:38,620
Penis.

769
00:51:38,621 --> 00:51:40,915
Penis!
Penis!

770
00:51:40,916 --> 00:51:42,915
Penis!
There's kids around.

771
00:51:42,916 --> 00:51:45,419
There are no kids around.

772
00:51:45,420 --> 00:51:47,713
Penis!
Penis!

773
00:51:47,714 --> 00:51:49,923
- You having fun?
- Yeah.

774
00:51:49,924 --> 00:51:52,342
This is the kind of thing
you did with The Puma, isn't it?

775
00:51:52,343 --> 00:51:55,678
Oh, we rarely left the room.

776
00:51:55,679 --> 00:51:58,390
Penis!

777
00:51:58,391 --> 00:52:00,684
Sorry. Tourette's.
You know how it is. Penis!

778
00:52:00,685 --> 00:52:02,811
She has it too. Penis!
Penis!

779
00:52:02,812 --> 00:52:06,356
- Shh. Everyone's looking over here.
- I'm done. I'm done.

780
00:52:06,357 --> 00:52:08,066
- Are you done?
- I'm done.

781
00:52:08,067 --> 00:52:09,735
- You're done?
- Yeah.

782
00:52:09,736 --> 00:52:11,987
- This is too much.
- Unleash me. I'm done.

783
00:52:11,988 --> 00:52:14,490
- Promise?
- I promise.

784
00:52:15,449 --> 00:52:17,450
I promise.

785
00:52:17,451 --> 00:52:19,828
Penis!

786
00:52:33,801 --> 00:52:37,012
- It's very complex.
- Mmm.

787
00:52:37,013 --> 00:52:40,140
In a way, it sort of, like,

788
00:52:40,141 --> 00:52:43,018
says... so much...

789
00:52:43,019 --> 00:52:45,896
by...

790
00:52:45,897 --> 00:52:48,691
saying so little.

791
00:52:54,155 --> 00:52:58,032
- Do you wanna go to the movies?
- Yep.

792
00:53:15,343 --> 00:53:18,761
Man Speaking French.

793
00:53:57,385 --> 00:53:59,386
Suffering.

794
00:53:59,387 --> 00:54:02,473
So much suffering.

795
00:54:03,976 --> 00:54:05,976
Suffering.
Suffering.

796
00:54:45,350 --> 00:54:47,350
T... Tom?

797
00:54:47,351 --> 00:54:50,354
Mr. Vance would like to
see you in his office.

798
00:54:51,522 --> 00:54:53,775
Tom.

799
00:54:53,776 --> 00:54:56,026
Have a seat.

800
00:54:59,198 --> 00:55:02,532
Has something happened
to you recently?

801
00:55:02,533 --> 00:55:04,619
What do you mean?

802
00:55:04,620 --> 00:55:08,163
A death in the family, someone
taken ill... Anything like that.

803
00:55:08,164 --> 00:55:10,582
No.

804
00:55:11,585 --> 00:55:13,920
Look, I don't mean to pry, but...

805
00:55:13,921 --> 00:55:16,129
does this have something to do
with Summer leaving?

806
00:55:16,130 --> 00:55:19,383
- Who?
- My assistant.

807
00:55:19,384 --> 00:55:24,013
Your, um...
Tom, everyone knows.

808
00:55:25,808 --> 00:55:27,892
Never mind.

809
00:55:27,893 --> 00:55:31,854
The reason I'm asking is,
lately your work performance...

810
00:55:31,855 --> 00:55:34,650
has been... a little off.

811
00:55:34,651 --> 00:55:37,651
- I'm not following.
- Okay.

812
00:55:37,652 --> 00:55:40,238
Um, here's something
that you wrote last week.

813
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:43,407
Uh, "Roses are red,
violets are blue.

814
00:55:43,408 --> 00:55:45,743
Fuck you, whore".

815
00:55:45,744 --> 00:55:48,621
Now, most shoppers
at Valentine's Day...

816
00:55:48,622 --> 00:55:51,582
- Mr. Vance, are you firing me?
- No. No.

817
00:55:51,583 --> 00:55:54,711
Relax, Hansen.
You're one of the good ones.

818
00:55:54,712 --> 00:55:57,421
Okay. Uh, yeah, I'm sorry.

819
00:55:57,422 --> 00:55:59,507
Things have been a little difficult.

820
00:55:59,508 --> 00:56:02,927
That's okay. I completely
understand that.

821
00:56:02,928 --> 00:56:07,432
I'm just saying that perhaps
you could channel those energies,

822
00:56:07,433 --> 00:56:11,268
um, into something like this.

823
00:56:14,439 --> 00:56:16,483
Funerals and sympathy.

824
00:56:16,484 --> 00:56:19,945
Misery, sadness, loss of faith,

825
00:56:19,946 --> 00:56:22,154
no reason to live.

826
00:56:22,155 --> 00:56:24,782
This is perfect for you.

827
00:56:24,783 --> 00:56:27,326
- Uh...
- Good. okay.

828
00:56:27,327 --> 00:56:30,246
Now back to work you go.

829
00:56:31,372 --> 00:56:37,003
Thank you.

830
00:56:51,977 --> 00:56:53,818
- Hey.
- Hey.

831
00:56:53,819 --> 00:56:55,589
Don't you have, like,
20 cards to write by Friday?

832
00:56:55,590 --> 00:56:56,689
Nope. All done.

833
00:56:56,690 --> 00:56:59,817
Really? Can you help me? 'Cause I've
run out of ways to say "congrats".

834
00:56:59,818 --> 00:57:03,614
Okay. I got "Good job,"
"Well done" and "Way to go".

835
00:57:03,615 --> 00:57:05,323
That's it.

836
00:57:05,324 --> 00:57:09,911
How about,
"Every day you make me proud,

837
00:57:10,413 --> 00:57:12,622
but today you get a card".

838
00:57:12,623 --> 00:57:15,625
- Shit, that's good!
- I know.

839
00:57:16,168 --> 00:57:19,670
Have you tried "Merry"?

840
00:57:19,671 --> 00:57:23,050
Wow! That's perfect! Merry!
- Wow!

841
00:57:23,051 --> 00:57:26,178
We've been stuck on this
for an hour.

842
00:57:26,179 --> 00:57:29,972
Hmm. How about...

843
00:57:34,854 --> 00:57:36,939
"I love us"?

844
00:57:36,940 --> 00:57:38,898
Aw.

845
00:57:40,567 --> 00:57:42,151
I hate Summer.

846
00:57:42,152 --> 00:57:44,279
I hate her crooked teeth.

847
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:46,073
I hate her 1960s haircut.

848
00:57:46,074 --> 00:57:47,866
I hate her knobby knees.

849
00:57:47,867 --> 00:57:50,826
And I hate her cockroach-shaped
splotch on her neck.

850
00:57:50,827 --> 00:57:53,829
I hate the way she smacks her lips
before she talks.

851
00:57:53,830 --> 00:57:56,833
And I hate the way she sounds
when she laughs.

852
00:57:58,127 --> 00:58:00,878
¶ She's like the wind ¶

853
00:58:00,879 --> 00:58:03,381
I hate this song!

854
00:58:04,050 --> 00:58:07,803
Son, you're gonna
have to exit the vehicle.

855
00:58:07,804 --> 00:58:10,055
I normally don't do blind dates,

856
00:58:10,056 --> 00:58:13,183
but Paul and Robyn spoke
very highly of you.

857
00:58:13,184 --> 00:58:15,685
- Ah.
- They said you write greeting cards.

858
00:58:15,686 --> 00:58:17,771
That's so interesting.
I wanted to write.

859
00:58:17,772 --> 00:58:20,149
I actually majored
in English in college,

860
00:58:20,150 --> 00:58:22,234
but what are you gonna do
with that degree?

861
00:58:22,235 --> 00:58:24,444
- I went to Brown. Where did you go?
- Alison.

862
00:58:24,445 --> 00:58:26,446
Hmm?

863
00:58:26,447 --> 00:58:28,824
Listen, it's great to meet you,

864
00:58:28,825 --> 00:58:31,284
and... you're a very attractive girl.

865
00:58:31,285 --> 00:58:34,371
I just wanted to say up front
that this isn't-

866
00:58:34,372 --> 00:58:37,916
- It's not gonna go anywhere.
- Oh.

867
00:58:37,917 --> 00:58:41,670
I liked this girl.
I mean, I loved her.

868
00:58:41,671 --> 00:58:43,672
What does she do?

869
00:58:43,673 --> 00:58:47,426
She took a giant shit
on my face.

870
00:58:47,427 --> 00:58:50,386
- Literally.
- Literally?

871
00:58:50,972 --> 00:58:54,225
Not literally.
That's disgusting. Jesus.

872
00:58:54,226 --> 00:58:56,517
What's the matter with you?

873
00:58:56,518 --> 00:58:58,937
The point is,

874
00:58:59,814 --> 00:59:01,983
I'm messed up. I am.

875
00:59:01,984 --> 00:59:03,827
You know, on the one hand,
I wanna forget her.

876
00:59:03,828 --> 00:59:05,925
On the other hand,

877
00:59:05,926 --> 00:59:08,021
I know that she's
the only person...

878
00:59:08,022 --> 00:59:10,741
in the entire universe
that will make me happy.

879
00:59:10,742 --> 00:59:12,784
- Mm-hmm.
- You ever do this?

880
00:59:12,785 --> 00:59:14,828
You think back on the times
you had with someone,

881
00:59:14,829 --> 00:59:17,497
replay it in your head
over and over again, and...

882
00:59:17,498 --> 00:59:20,992
you look for those first signs
of trouble.

883
00:59:23,221 --> 00:59:24,964
There's two options really.

884
00:59:24,965 --> 00:59:28,434
Either... she's an evil,

885
00:59:28,435 --> 00:59:31,970
emotionless,
miserable human being,

886
00:59:31,971 --> 00:59:36,142
or... she's a robot.

887
00:59:36,143 --> 00:59:38,226
Small Wonder.
You know, Vicki.

888
00:59:38,227 --> 00:59:41,529
- That would explain a lot actually.
- Can I ask you a question?

889
00:59:42,348 --> 00:59:44,941
- Yeah.
- She never cheated on you?

890
00:59:44,942 --> 00:59:45,961
No. Never.

891
00:59:45,962 --> 00:59:49,322
She ever take advantage of you
in any way?

892
00:59:49,323 --> 00:59:51,323
No.

893
00:59:51,324 --> 00:59:55,953
And she told you up front
that she didn't want a boyfriend.

894
00:59:56,872 --> 00:59:59,539
Yeah.

895
01:00:03,336 --> 01:00:05,888
I got a great idea.

896
01:00:06,089 --> 01:00:10,134
¶ Well, some things
you can explain away ¶

897
01:00:10,135 --> 01:00:13,638
¶ But my heartache's in me
every day ¶

898
01:00:13,639 --> 01:00:17,642
¶ Did you stand by me
No, not at all ¶

899
01:00:17,643 --> 01:00:19,043
¶ Di... ¶¶

900
01:00:19,044 --> 01:00:22,538
Oh, fine! Go!
That's fine. See ya.

901
01:00:22,539 --> 01:00:26,274
Waste of time. You don't look
anything like Summer.

902
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:31,247
Now departing
on Track 2, Pacific Surfliner.

903
01:00:31,248 --> 01:00:33,741
Full service to Santa Barbara.

904
01:00:33,742 --> 01:00:36,200
All aboard, please.

905
01:00:43,127 --> 01:00:45,128
- Hey, baby.
- Hey, you here?

906
01:00:45,129 --> 01:00:47,212
- Hell no.
- What do you mean, "Hell no"?

907
01:00:47,213 --> 01:00:49,882
- I'm not going to that.
- Yes, you are.

908
01:00:49,883 --> 01:00:51,926
No, man. It's gonna be
all old people.

909
01:00:51,927 --> 01:00:54,387
Yeah, but you said you were going.
That's why I'm going.

910
01:00:54,388 --> 01:00:57,206
And that's why I called her
last night, told her I was sick.

911
01:00:57,207 --> 01:00:58,310
Like a ninja. Dude!

912
01:00:58,311 --> 01:01:00,809
I mean, I'm not gonna know
anybody at this thing.

913
01:01:00,810 --> 01:01:03,396
Maybe you'll meet some hot
granddaughters or something.

914
01:01:03,397 --> 01:01:05,898
- I'm hanging up now.
- Bye, baby.

915
01:01:06,650 --> 01:01:08,943
May I have your attention, please?

916
01:01:08,944 --> 01:01:11,320
Passengers boarding the train
in Los Angeles, please...

917
01:01:11,321 --> 01:01:13,905
have your tickets out
and ready for collection.

918
01:01:45,230 --> 01:01:47,231
Hi, Tom!

919
01:01:47,232 --> 01:01:49,734
Hey. Summer.

920
01:01:49,735 --> 01:01:53,572
- I must've walked right by you.
- Yeah.

921
01:01:53,573 --> 01:01:57,116
Well, um, what're you doing?
Are you going to Millie's?

922
01:01:58,994 --> 01:02:01,079
- Me too.
- Cool.

923
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,691
I forgot you knew her.

924
01:02:02,692 --> 01:02:05,791
Yeah, we worked together
all that time, so...

925
01:02:05,792 --> 01:02:08,293
of course. I love Millie.
She's the sweetest.

926
01:02:08,294 --> 01:02:10,421
She is.

927
01:02:10,422 --> 01:02:12,798
- How are you?
- I'm good.

928
01:02:12,799 --> 01:02:15,134
Good. I... I wrote to you.
I never heard back, but...

929
01:02:15,135 --> 01:02:17,678
Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about that.
I... I just, you know...

930
01:02:17,679 --> 01:02:21,098
It got kinda crazy, and the holiday
came up, so work was...

931
01:02:21,099 --> 01:02:23,601
You still working for Vance?

932
01:02:23,602 --> 01:02:25,479
Yeah.

933
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:30,149
Well, I was gonna go get a coffee
if you wanna...

934
01:02:31,860 --> 01:02:34,613
"The Architecture of Happiness".

935
01:02:34,614 --> 01:02:36,822
- Yeah.
- That looks like a good book.

936
01:02:36,823 --> 01:02:38,991
Yeah, it's...

937
01:02:38,992 --> 01:02:43,204
- Well, I don't wanna bother you.
- No, no. I, um...

938
01:02:43,205 --> 01:02:45,665
Yeah, let's get coffee.

939
01:02:45,666 --> 01:02:48,126
After you.

940
01:02:51,713 --> 01:02:55,133
¶ Sweet ¶

941
01:02:55,134 --> 01:03:02,347
¶ Disposition ¶

942
01:03:06,478 --> 01:03:12,817
¶ Never¶

943
01:03:12,818 --> 01:03:18,864
¶ Too soon ¶

944
01:03:20,910 --> 01:03:24,495
¶ A moment, a love
A dream aloud ¶

945
01:03:24,496 --> 01:03:28,375
¶ A kiss, a cry
our rights, our wrongs ¶

946
01:03:28,376 --> 01:03:31,294
- You look nice.
- Thanks.

947
01:03:31,295 --> 01:03:33,338
- So do you.
- ¶ Sweet ¶

948
01:03:33,339 --> 01:03:38,175
- Well?
- ¶ Disposition ¶¶

949
01:03:42,348 --> 01:03:44,766
Penis.

950
01:03:45,892 --> 01:03:47,893
No.

951
01:03:47,894 --> 01:03:50,480
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

952
01:03:50,481 --> 01:03:52,858
You may kiss the bride.

953
01:03:52,859 --> 01:03:55,235
¶ Helping the kids out of their coats ¶

954
01:03:55,236 --> 01:03:59,571
¶ Wait, the babies haven't been born ¶

955
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:03,201
¶ Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh ¶

956
01:04:03,202 --> 01:04:06,246
¶ Unpacking the bags and setting up ¶

957
01:04:06,247 --> 01:04:09,165
¶ And planting lilacs and buttercups ¶

958
01:04:09,166 --> 01:04:12,044
Ok, what else you got?

959
01:04:12,045 --> 01:04:14,254
- Well, you snore.
- No, I don't.

960
01:04:14,255 --> 01:04:16,590
- You do.
- No, I don't.

961
01:04:16,591 --> 01:04:18,592
- Yeah.
- Well, you do too.

962
01:04:18,593 --> 01:04:22,012
Oh, I definitely do.
And your feet reek.

963
01:04:22,013 --> 01:04:24,097
- That one time!
- No, every time.

964
01:04:24,098 --> 01:04:26,098
That one time!
No.

965
01:04:26,099 --> 01:04:28,352
That one time especially,
but every time.

966
01:04:28,353 --> 01:04:32,647
And when you wake up,
your hair, it sticks up like that.

967
01:04:32,648 --> 01:04:34,775
- It's ridiculous.
- You're ridiculous.

968
01:04:34,776 --> 01:04:36,818
Your favorite Beatle is Ringo.

969
01:04:36,819 --> 01:04:39,155
Damn right!

970
01:04:39,156 --> 01:04:41,447
- Ringo's the best.
- Ringo is...

971
01:04:41,448 --> 01:04:44,284
Goose!
Oh! oh! oh!

972
01:04:44,285 --> 01:04:48,538
Man! He's fast. Damn! All right.

973
01:04:48,539 --> 01:04:50,624
You got me. Duck.

974
01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:52,959
Duck.

975
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:59,007
¶ At last ¶

976
01:04:59,008 --> 01:05:04,429
¶ My love has come along ¶

977
01:05:06,724 --> 01:05:09,101
¶ My lonely days are over ¶

978
01:05:09,102 --> 01:05:11,561
One, two, three.

979
01:05:13,981 --> 01:05:18,276
¶ And life is like a song ¶

980
01:05:18,277 --> 01:05:20,279
- Wanna dance?
- Yeah.

981
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:22,280
Okay.

982
01:05:22,281 --> 01:05:25,491
¶ Oh, at last ¶

983
01:05:28,996 --> 01:05:32,082
- ¶ The skies above are blue ¶
- Hey, I was wondering, um...

984
01:05:32,083 --> 01:05:36,836
I was gonna maybe have
a party on Friday, um,

985
01:05:36,837 --> 01:05:41,300
on our roof top that has,
like, a really nice garden,

986
01:05:41,301 --> 01:05:43,385
if you want to come.

987
01:05:43,386 --> 01:05:45,471
- Yeah.
- ¶ for you are mine ¶

988
01:05:45,472 --> 01:05:47,889
If you're not busy.

989
01:05:47,890 --> 01:05:51,017
- ¶ At last ¶
- I don't think I will be.

990
01:05:55,441 --> 01:05:57,692
- They're good, huh?
- They are good.

991
01:06:26,471 --> 01:06:28,473
I guess I just got lucky.

992
01:06:28,474 --> 01:06:30,891
Um, we met in elementary school.

993
01:06:30,892 --> 01:06:33,935
In seventh grade
we had the same class schedule,

994
01:06:33,936 --> 01:06:36,147
and, uh,

995
01:06:36,148 --> 01:06:39,567
we just clicked, you know?

996
01:06:39,568 --> 01:06:41,277
Love?

997
01:06:41,278 --> 01:06:43,069
Shit, I don't know.

998
01:06:43,070 --> 01:06:46,573
As long as she's cute
and she's willing, right?

999
01:06:46,574 --> 01:06:50,161
I'm flexible on the cute, so-

1000
01:06:50,162 --> 01:06:52,872
Twenty-one years.

1001
01:06:52,873 --> 01:06:56,042
She's the light that guides me home.

1002
01:06:56,043 --> 01:06:59,211
Yes, that is from one of our cards.

1003
01:06:59,212 --> 01:07:01,297
No. Someone else wrote it.

1004
01:07:01,298 --> 01:07:03,716
Doesn't make it less true.

1005
01:07:03,717 --> 01:07:06,426
I think technically
the "girl of my dreams"...

1006
01:07:06,427 --> 01:07:11,224
would probably have, like,
a really bodacious rack, you know.

1007
01:07:11,225 --> 01:07:13,726
Maybe different hair.

1008
01:07:13,727 --> 01:07:16,270
Probably... You know, she'd probably
be a little more into sports.

1009
01:07:16,271 --> 01:07:19,689
But, um, truthfully,

1010
01:07:19,690 --> 01:07:23,569
Robyn's... Robyn's better
than the girl of my dreams.

1011
01:07:23,570 --> 01:07:26,447
She's real.

1012
01:07:39,043 --> 01:07:43,089
¶ He never, ever saw it coming at all ¶

1013
01:07:43,090 --> 01:07:47,176
¶ Never, ever saw it coming at all ¶

1014
01:07:47,177 --> 01:07:49,303
Tom walked to her apartment,

1015
01:07:49,304 --> 01:07:52,265
intoxicated by the promise of the evening.

1016
01:07:52,266 --> 01:07:55,059
- ¶ It's all right It's all right ¶
- He believed that this time...

1017
01:07:55,060 --> 01:07:57,979
his expectations would align with reality.

1018
01:07:57,980 --> 01:08:00,813
¶ It's all right ¶

1019
01:08:06,989 --> 01:08:11,076
¶ Hey, open wide
Here comes original sin ¶

1020
01:08:11,077 --> 01:08:13,951
- Hi.
- Hey.

1021
01:08:15,998 --> 01:08:18,541
¶ Hey, open wide Here comes original sin ¶
- You look nice.

1022
01:08:18,542 --> 01:08:20,334
Yeah. Thanks.

1023
01:08:20,335 --> 01:08:22,086
- I like your tie. Wow!
- Hi.

1024
01:08:22,087 --> 01:08:23,838
- How you doing?
- Good. How are you?

1025
01:08:23,839 --> 01:08:26,132
- Good.
- ¶ It's all right It's all right ¶

1026
01:08:26,133 --> 01:08:29,510
¶ It's all right
It's all right, it's all right ¶

1027
01:08:29,511 --> 01:08:32,222
¶ It's all right ¶

1028
01:08:33,349 --> 01:08:36,684
¶ No one's got it all ¶
I, um, brought you something.

1029
01:08:36,685 --> 01:08:39,686
¶ No one's got it all ¶
That's so nice.

1030
01:08:40,273 --> 01:08:44,568
¶ No one's got it all ¶
Thank you.

1031
01:08:44,569 --> 01:08:47,278
You shouldn't have.
That's so nice. It's the...

1032
01:08:47,279 --> 01:08:49,280
- Thank you so much.
- No problem.

1033
01:08:49,281 --> 01:08:51,365
- I'm excited to read it.
- Yeah.

1034
01:08:51,366 --> 01:08:53,410
Come on.

1035
01:08:53,411 --> 01:08:55,578
¶ And we're going to these meetings ¶

1036
01:08:55,579 --> 01:08:59,624
- So, Tom, what is it that you do?
- Uh, I write greeting cards.

1037
01:08:59,625 --> 01:09:02,418
Tom could be a really great architect
if he wanted to be.

1038
01:09:02,419 --> 01:09:04,670
That's unusual.

1039
01:09:04,671 --> 01:09:06,840
I mean, what made you go
from one to the other?

1040
01:09:06,841 --> 01:09:09,133
I guess I just figured,

1041
01:09:09,134 --> 01:09:11,886
why make something disposable,
like a building,

1042
01:09:11,887 --> 01:09:15,890
when you can make something
that lasts forever, like a greeting card?

1043
01:09:18,186 --> 01:09:22,438
¶ It's all right
It's all right ¶

1044
01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:25,859
¶ It's all right It's all right ¶

1045
01:09:25,860 --> 01:09:29,029
What?
¶ It's all right ¶

1046
01:09:29,030 --> 01:09:32,698
- ¶ No one's got it all ¶
- Do you guys know each other?

1047
01:09:32,699 --> 01:09:40,081
¶ No one's got it all ¶

1048
01:09:41,208 --> 01:09:43,751
¶ Power to the people
We don't want it ¶

1049
01:09:43,752 --> 01:09:47,047
¶ we want pleasure
And the TVs try to rape us ¶

1050
01:09:47,048 --> 01:09:49,466
¶ And I guess that they're succeeding ¶

1051
01:09:49,467 --> 01:09:51,551
¶ And we're going to these meetings ¶

1052
01:09:51,552 --> 01:09:53,928
¶ But we're not doing any meeting ¶

1053
01:09:53,929 --> 01:09:55,931
¶ And we're trying to be faithful ¶

1054
01:09:55,932 --> 01:09:59,976
¶ But we're cheating
cheating, cheating ¶

1055
01:09:59,977 --> 01:10:07,127
¶ I'm the hero of the story
Don't need to be saved ¶

1056
01:10:07,128 --> 01:10:14,029
¶ I'm the hero of the story
Don't need to be saved ¶

1057
01:10:14,030 --> 01:10:18,411
¶ I'm the hero of the story
Don't need to be saved ¶

1058
01:10:18,412 --> 01:10:20,789
¶ It's all right ¶

1059
01:10:20,790 --> 01:10:24,376
¶ It's all right
It's all right, it's all right ¶

1060
01:10:24,377 --> 01:10:27,169
¶ It's all right
It's all right ¶

1061
01:10:27,170 --> 01:10:29,923
¶ It's all right
It's all right, it's all right ¶

1062
01:10:29,924 --> 01:10:33,426
¶ It's all right
It's all right ¶

1063
01:10:34,512 --> 01:10:42,173
¶ No one's got it all ¶

1064
01:10:42,174 --> 01:10:46,356
¶ No one's got it all ¶

1065
01:10:46,357 --> 01:10:49,108
¶ All, all ¶

1066
01:10:49,694 --> 01:10:51,902
¶ All, all ¶¶

1067
01:11:12,341 --> 01:11:15,719
¶ Hung up and bent on a stranger ¶

1068
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:19,973
¶Just trying to swing a full-time ride ¶

1069
01:11:19,974 --> 01:11:23,602
¶ I never knew the cold hand of danger ¶

1070
01:11:23,603 --> 01:11:26,521
¶ Till I met this one and took it inside ¶

1071
01:11:26,522 --> 01:11:28,523
¶ Now I can't get near it ¶

1072
01:11:28,524 --> 01:11:30,735
Get a room! Really.
¶ Don't want to hear it ¶

1073
01:11:30,736 --> 01:11:33,194
¶ My cover's blown ¶

1074
01:11:33,195 --> 01:11:35,781
¶ I walked in the rain like a drone ¶

1075
01:11:35,782 --> 01:11:38,033
¶ All the way to Marquette ¶

1076
01:11:40,745 --> 01:11:43,205
¶ The infinite pet ¶

1077
01:11:44,749 --> 01:11:46,833
¶ Oh, no ¶

1078
01:11:47,335 --> 01:11:50,253
¶ No, no, no, no, no ¶

1079
01:11:50,254 --> 01:11:52,673
¶ Cheaper than all your threats ¶

1080
01:11:52,674 --> 01:11:55,174
- ¶ No, no ¶¶
- Shit.

1081
01:11:55,175 --> 01:11:58,011
I've been calling you every 5 minutes.
Are you okay?

1082
01:11:58,012 --> 01:12:00,056
- I'm great.
- What happened to you?

1083
01:12:00,057 --> 01:12:03,308
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- You always wanna talk about it.

1084
01:12:03,309 --> 01:12:05,852
- Not this.
- Okay. well, come on. Let's go.

1085
01:12:05,853 --> 01:12:09,147
- Where are we going?
- It's Thursday!

1086
01:12:09,148 --> 01:12:12,485
This one says, "Go for it!"

1087
01:12:12,486 --> 01:12:15,028
And this one says,
"You can do it!"

1088
01:12:15,029 --> 01:12:18,156
We have a whole line
of inspirational photographic cards...

1089
01:12:18,157 --> 01:12:20,367
featuring Pickles, my cat.

1090
01:12:20,368 --> 01:12:23,286
I think people will really enjoy them.

1091
01:12:23,287 --> 01:12:26,457
- Thank you.
- Good job, Rhoda.

1092
01:12:26,458 --> 01:12:28,582
That's inspirational stuff.

1093
01:12:28,583 --> 01:12:31,669
Okay. Who's next?

1094
01:12:32,923 --> 01:12:34,966
We haven't heard from
Sympathy in a while.

1095
01:12:34,967 --> 01:12:36,675
Hansen?
- Yeah?

1096
01:12:36,676 --> 01:12:39,511
The Winter Collection?
Do you have anything to contribute?

1097
01:12:39,512 --> 01:12:41,639
Uh, no.

1098
01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:43,640
I really don't.

1099
01:12:43,641 --> 01:12:45,768
Okay.

1100
01:12:45,769 --> 01:12:48,604
We'll come back to you.
Uh, McKenzie?

1101
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:52,107
Actually, you know what?
- Yes, Tom?

1102
01:12:52,108 --> 01:12:55,027
Can I say something about the cat?
- Well, okay.

1103
01:12:55,028 --> 01:12:57,362
Yeah, uh, this is-

1104
01:12:57,363 --> 01:12:59,490
And, Rhoda, no disrespect here,

1105
01:12:59,491 --> 01:13:03,201
but, um, this is total shit.

1106
01:13:03,202 --> 01:13:05,495
Tom!
"Go for it" and "You can do it"?

1107
01:13:05,496 --> 01:13:07,707
That's not inspirational.
That's suicidal.

1108
01:13:07,708 --> 01:13:10,751
If Pickles goes for it right there,
that's a dead cat.

1109
01:13:10,752 --> 01:13:13,837
These are lies. we're liars.

1110
01:13:13,838 --> 01:13:16,257
Think about it.
Why do people buy these things?

1111
01:13:16,258 --> 01:13:18,676
It's not 'cause they want
to say how they feel.

1112
01:13:18,677 --> 01:13:22,722
People buy cards 'cause they can't say
how they feel, or they're afraid to.

1113
01:13:22,723 --> 01:13:25,223
We provide the service
that lets them off the hook.

1114
01:13:25,224 --> 01:13:28,853
You know what? I say, to hell with it!
Let's level with America.

1115
01:13:28,854 --> 01:13:31,522
At least let them speak
for themselves! Right?

1116
01:13:31,523 --> 01:13:34,816
I mean, look! What...
what is this? What does it say?

1117
01:13:34,817 --> 01:13:36,819
"Congratulations
on your new baby". Right?

1118
01:13:36,820 --> 01:13:39,112
How about, "Congratulations
on your new baby.

1119
01:13:39,113 --> 01:13:41,150
That's it for hanging out.
Nice knowing you".

1120
01:13:41,151 --> 01:13:42,320
- Sit down, Hansen.
- How about this one,

1121
01:13:42,321 --> 01:13:43,986
with all the pretty hearts
on the front?

1122
01:13:43,987 --> 01:13:46,494
I know where this is going.
Yep!

1123
01:13:46,495 --> 01:13:50,166
"Happy Valentine's Day,
sweetheart. I love you".

1124
01:13:50,167 --> 01:13:53,753
That sweet? Ain't love grand?

1125
01:13:53,754 --> 01:13:56,005
This is exactly
what I'm talking about.

1126
01:13:56,006 --> 01:13:58,173
What does that even mean, "love"?

1127
01:13:58,174 --> 01:14:01,052
Do you know? Do you? Anybody?

1128
01:14:01,053 --> 01:14:02,553
Tom.

1129
01:14:02,554 --> 01:14:06,056
If somebody gave me this card,
Mr. Vance, I would eat it.

1130
01:14:07,434 --> 01:14:11,853
It's... It's these cards,
and the movies, and the pop songs...

1131
01:14:11,854 --> 01:14:14,523
They're to blame for all the lies...

1132
01:14:14,524 --> 01:14:17,986
and the heartache, everything.

1133
01:14:17,987 --> 01:14:21,238
And we're responsible.
I'm responsible.

1134
01:14:23,617 --> 01:14:26,702
I think we do a bad thing here.

1135
01:14:26,703 --> 01:14:30,331
People should be able to say how
they feel... how they really feel...

1136
01:14:30,332 --> 01:14:34,543
not, you know, some words that
some strangers put in their mouths.

1137
01:14:34,544 --> 01:14:37,546
Words like "love"...

1138
01:14:40,008 --> 01:14:42,843
that don't mean anything.

1139
01:14:43,428 --> 01:14:46,221
Sorry. I'm sorry. I, uh...

1140
01:14:48,141 --> 01:14:50,352
I quit. I'm...

1141
01:14:50,353 --> 01:14:53,436
There's enough bullshit
in the world without my help.

1142
01:15:18,588 --> 01:15:21,298
All right. Next we do running drills.

1143
01:15:21,299 --> 01:15:23,552
Hey, you're sketching again.

1144
01:15:23,553 --> 01:15:25,845
Yeah, well, just doodling.

1145
01:15:25,846 --> 01:15:29,640
Okay, Tom. we got 20 seconds.
Talk to me. You okay?

1146
01:15:29,641 --> 01:15:32,393
Yeah, I'm good. I'm great.

1147
01:15:38,650 --> 01:15:41,277
You know, my friends
are all in love with you.

1148
01:15:41,278 --> 01:15:43,320
You know, it's like we said.

1149
01:15:43,321 --> 01:15:46,575
Plenty of other fish in the sea.
- Thanks.

1150
01:15:46,576 --> 01:15:48,909
But, uh, those are guppies.

1151
01:15:48,910 --> 01:15:50,911
Yeah.

1152
01:15:50,912 --> 01:15:54,291
Hey, Tom?
- Mmm.

1153
01:15:54,292 --> 01:15:58,545
Look, I know you think
that she was the one,

1154
01:15:59,296 --> 01:16:01,715
but I don't.

1155
01:16:01,716 --> 01:16:05,051
Now, I think you're just
remembering the good stuff.

1156
01:16:05,052 --> 01:16:08,138
Next time you look back, I, uh-

1157
01:16:08,139 --> 01:16:11,139
I really think
you should look again.

1158
01:16:47,887 --> 01:16:51,598
It's playing at 5:00.
Do you wanna see it?

1159
01:16:51,599 --> 01:16:55,644
Um, I don't know. We could just
go back to your place or...

1160
01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:58,979
No, I really want to see it.
Let's go.

1161
01:17:17,707 --> 01:17:21,169
¶ Time it was and what a time it was ¶

1162
01:17:21,170 --> 01:17:23,588
¶ It was ¶

1163
01:17:24,550 --> 01:17:28,092
¶ A time of innocence ¶

1164
01:17:28,093 --> 01:17:31,221
¶ A time of confidences ¶

1165
01:17:31,222 --> 01:17:34,266
- You okay?
- Yeah.

1166
01:17:34,267 --> 01:17:37,520
What... what is it?
The movie?

1167
01:17:37,521 --> 01:17:40,354
It's nothing. I'm just...
I'm just being stupid.

1168
01:17:40,355 --> 01:17:42,065
Yeah?
- Yeah.

1169
01:17:42,066 --> 01:17:47,612
¶ Preserve your memories
They're all that's left you ¶¶

1170
01:17:48,281 --> 01:17:50,365
It pains me we live in a world...

1171
01:17:50,366 --> 01:17:52,575
where nobody's heard
of Spearmint.

1172
01:17:52,576 --> 01:17:55,871
- I've never heard of them.
- I put 'em on that mix I made you.

1173
01:17:55,872 --> 01:17:58,249
They're track one.

1174
01:17:58,250 --> 01:18:01,084
Oh, yeah.

1175
01:18:26,986 --> 01:18:29,696
So, what do you wanna do?

1176
01:18:29,697 --> 01:18:32,033
I think I'm just gonna
call it a day.

1177
01:18:32,034 --> 01:18:35,118
You don't wanna get some dinner?
Are you hungry?

1178
01:18:36,871 --> 01:18:39,373
You all right?

1179
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:43,126
- I'm just tired.
- Okay.

1180
01:18:54,263 --> 01:18:57,765
I got it. Pancakes!

1181
01:19:32,176 --> 01:19:36,930
¶ oh, girl, I don't know
all the reasons why ¶

1182
01:19:36,931 --> 01:19:41,936
¶ I found the answer
looking in your eye ¶

1183
01:19:41,937 --> 01:19:46,649
¶ I go out walking all day long ¶

1184
01:19:46,650 --> 01:19:51,112
¶ Take away this lonely man
Soon he will be gone ¶

1185
01:19:51,113 --> 01:19:53,530
¶ 'Cause I'll tell you everything ¶

1186
01:19:53,531 --> 01:19:57,700
¶ About living free ¶

1187
01:20:00,497 --> 01:20:03,207
¶ Yes, I can see you, girl ¶

1188
01:20:03,208 --> 01:20:07,377
¶ Can you see me ¶

1189
01:20:10,047 --> 01:20:15,428
¶ You don't need to know
what I do all day ¶

1190
01:20:15,429 --> 01:20:19,974
¶ It's as much as I know
watch it waste away ¶

1191
01:20:19,975 --> 01:20:22,435
¶ 'Cause I'll tell you everything ¶

1192
01:20:22,436 --> 01:20:27,021
¶ About living free ¶

1193
01:20:28,275 --> 01:20:32,320
¶ Yes, I can see you, girl ¶

1194
01:20:32,321 --> 01:20:38,115
¶ Can you see me ¶

1195
01:21:01,725 --> 01:21:04,143
¶ 'Cause I'll tell you everything ¶

1196
01:21:04,144 --> 01:21:08,438
¶ About being free ¶¶

1197
01:21:47,896 --> 01:21:50,314
Hey, Tom.

1198
01:22:03,996 --> 01:22:06,997
I thought I might see you here.

1199
01:22:13,214 --> 01:22:16,633
I always loved this place,
ever since you brought me.

1200
01:22:16,634 --> 01:22:19,385
So I, uh-

1201
01:22:19,386 --> 01:22:22,220
I guess I should say
congratulations.

1202
01:22:23,348 --> 01:22:25,392
Only if you mean it.

1203
01:22:25,393 --> 01:22:28,685
Ah. Well, in that case-

1204
01:22:35,026 --> 01:22:37,904
So, are you okay?

1205
01:22:37,905 --> 01:22:41,032
I will be, eventually.

1206
01:22:41,033 --> 01:22:43,909
You wanna-
- Hmm.

1207
01:22:46,706 --> 01:22:48,957
I like your suit.
- Ah, thanks.

1208
01:22:48,958 --> 01:22:51,333
You look sharp.

1209
01:22:51,334 --> 01:22:54,463
So do you.
Thanks.

1210
01:22:54,464 --> 01:22:57,048
- I quit the office.
- You did?

1211
01:22:57,049 --> 01:22:59,884
I didn't know. That's great!

1212
01:23:01,137 --> 01:23:03,553
And you, um...

1213
01:23:04,097 --> 01:23:06,099
you're married.

1214
01:23:06,100 --> 01:23:09,267
Yeah. It's crazy, huh?

1215
01:23:17,194 --> 01:23:18,639
You should've told me...

1216
01:23:18,640 --> 01:23:21,239
- when we were at the...
- I know.

1217
01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:23,700
you know, at the wedding
when we were dancing.

1218
01:23:23,701 --> 01:23:26,244
- Well, he hadn't asked me yet.
- But he was in your life.

1219
01:23:26,245 --> 01:23:29,455
- Yeah.
- So why'd you dance with me?

1220
01:23:31,667 --> 01:23:34,503
'Cause I wanted to.

1221
01:23:35,922 --> 01:23:39,424
You just do what you want,
don't you?

1222
01:23:46,140 --> 01:23:48,458
You never wanted to be
anybody's girlfriend,

1223
01:23:48,459 --> 01:23:50,893
and now you're
somebody's wife.

1224
01:23:50,894 --> 01:23:53,063
Surprised me too.

1225
01:23:53,064 --> 01:23:56,358
I don't think I'll ever
understand that.

1226
01:23:57,277 --> 01:24:00,445
I mean,
it doesn't make sense.

1227
01:24:01,447 --> 01:24:03,490
It just happened.

1228
01:24:03,491 --> 01:24:05,652
Right, but that's
what I don't understand.

1229
01:24:05,653 --> 01:24:07,452
What just happened?

1230
01:24:07,453 --> 01:24:11,872
I just... I just woke up one day,
and I knew.

1231
01:24:11,873 --> 01:24:14,292
Knew what?

1232
01:24:16,129 --> 01:24:19,130
What I was never sure of
with you.

1233
01:24:32,812 --> 01:24:34,896
You know what sucks?

1234
01:24:34,897 --> 01:24:36,758
Realizing that everything
you believe in...

1235
01:24:36,759 --> 01:24:38,359
is complete
and utter bullshit.

1236
01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:40,443
- It sucks.
- What do you mean?

1237
01:24:40,444 --> 01:24:44,489
Uh, you know, destiny,
and soul mates, and true love,

1238
01:24:44,490 --> 01:24:49,244
and all that childhood
fairy tale nonsense.

1239
01:24:49,245 --> 01:24:51,664
You were right.
I... I should have listened to you.

1240
01:24:51,665 --> 01:24:55,625
- No.
- Yeah. what? What're you smiling at?

1241
01:24:56,335 --> 01:24:59,296
- Tom.
- What?

1242
01:25:00,464 --> 01:25:03,301
What are you looking at me
like that for?

1243
01:25:03,302 --> 01:25:06,012
Well, you know,

1244
01:25:06,013 --> 01:25:08,305
I guess it's 'cause...

1245
01:25:08,306 --> 01:25:10,933
I was sitting in a deli
and reading Dorian Gray...

1246
01:25:10,934 --> 01:25:13,518
and... a guy comes up to me...

1247
01:25:13,519 --> 01:25:16,187
and asked me about it,

1248
01:25:16,188 --> 01:25:19,691
and... now he's my husband.

1249
01:25:22,028 --> 01:25:24,572
Yeah. And... so?

1250
01:25:24,573 --> 01:25:28,533
So, what if I'd gone
to the movies?

1251
01:25:28,534 --> 01:25:33,539
What if I had gone
somewhere else for lunch?

1252
01:25:33,540 --> 01:25:37,376
What if I'd gotten there
10 minutes later?

1253
01:25:38,377 --> 01:25:40,546
It was...

1254
01:25:40,547 --> 01:25:42,964
It was meant to be.

1255
01:25:42,965 --> 01:25:46,135
And I just kept thinking,

1256
01:25:47,387 --> 01:25:49,471
- Tom was right.
- No.

1257
01:25:49,472 --> 01:25:51,640
Yeah, I did.

1258
01:25:51,641 --> 01:25:54,642
I did.

1259
01:26:00,776 --> 01:26:03,860
It just wasn't me
that you were right about.

1260
01:26:29,930 --> 01:26:31,931
I should go.

1261
01:26:31,932 --> 01:26:35,434
But I'm really happy to see
that you're doing well.

1262
01:26:42,402 --> 01:26:44,901
Summer!

1263
01:26:46,405 --> 01:26:49,114
I really do hope
that you're happy.

1264
01:27:21,648 --> 01:27:25,651
Most days
of the year are unremarkable.

1265
01:27:25,652 --> 01:27:28,821
They begin and they end...

1266
01:27:28,822 --> 01:27:32,825
with no lasting memories
made in between.

1267
01:27:32,826 --> 01:27:35,453
Most days have no impact...

1268
01:27:35,454 --> 01:27:37,955
on the course of a life.

1269
01:27:38,498 --> 01:27:41,833
May 23 was a Wednesday.

1270
01:27:59,102 --> 01:28:02,104
- Are you interviewing?
- Sorry?

1271
01:28:02,105 --> 01:28:05,858
Are you interviewing
for the position?

1272
01:28:05,859 --> 01:28:08,444
- Oh, yeah. why? Are you?
- Yeah.

1273
01:28:08,445 --> 01:28:10,447
Mm-hmm.

1274
01:28:10,448 --> 01:28:12,656
My competition.

1275
01:28:12,657 --> 01:28:15,409
It would appear.

1276
01:28:15,410 --> 01:28:19,663
Yeah. So, a little awkward.

1277
01:28:19,664 --> 01:28:22,083
Yeah.

1278
01:28:22,627 --> 01:28:27,630
Well, I hope you, um,
don't get the job.

1279
01:28:27,631 --> 01:28:31,259
Well, I hope you
don't get the job.

1280
01:28:33,261 --> 01:28:36,180
Have I seen you before?

1281
01:28:36,181 --> 01:28:38,683
Me? I don't think so.

1282
01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:42,061
Do you ever go
to Angelus Plaza?

1283
01:28:42,062 --> 01:28:45,065
Yes. That's, like,
my favorite spot in the city.

1284
01:28:45,066 --> 01:28:47,149
Yeah. Okay. Except for
the parking lots, but...

1285
01:28:47,150 --> 01:28:49,151
- Yeah. I... I agree.
- Yeah, yeah.

1286
01:28:49,152 --> 01:28:51,279
- I think I've seen you there.
- Really?

1287
01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:54,614
- Yeah.
- I haven't seen you.

1288
01:28:55,868 --> 01:28:58,577
You must not
have been looking.

1289
01:28:58,578 --> 01:29:00,663
If Tom had learned anything,

1290
01:29:00,664 --> 01:29:03,792
it was that you can't ascribe
great cosmic significance...

1291
01:29:03,793 --> 01:29:06,419
to a simple earthly event.

1292
01:29:07,588 --> 01:29:11,633
Coincidence.
That's all anything ever is.

1293
01:29:11,634 --> 01:29:13,718
Nothing more than coincidence.

1294
01:29:13,719 --> 01:29:16,137
- Tom Hansen.
- Yeah.

1295
01:29:16,138 --> 01:29:18,639
- Come on back.
- Thank you.

1296
01:29:19,433 --> 01:29:23,519
Tom had finally learned
there are no miracles.

1297
01:29:23,520 --> 01:29:26,106
There's no such thing as fate.

1298
01:29:26,107 --> 01:29:28,608
Nothing is meant to be.

1299
01:29:28,609 --> 01:29:32,279
He knew.
He was sure of it now.

1300
01:29:32,280 --> 01:29:35,031
- Tom was...
- Sorry. Um...

1301
01:29:35,032 --> 01:29:37,325
I just left, uh...
Can I... one second.

1302
01:29:37,326 --> 01:29:40,161
He was pretty sure.

1303
01:29:40,162 --> 01:29:43,330
- Hey.
- You again.

1304
01:29:43,331 --> 01:29:45,750
Yeah. I, uh, was just wondering...

1305
01:29:45,751 --> 01:29:49,504
if maybe after this, if,
um, you...

1306
01:29:50,923 --> 01:29:53,633
you want to get some coffee
or something.

1307
01:29:53,634 --> 01:29:55,718
Oh, I'm sorry.

1308
01:29:55,719 --> 01:29:59,848
I'm sort of supposed to
meet someone after this.

1309
01:29:59,849 --> 01:30:02,309
Okay.

1310
01:30:09,150 --> 01:30:11,151
Sure.

1311
01:30:11,152 --> 01:30:13,820
- What's that?
- Why not?

1312
01:30:13,821 --> 01:30:17,197
Okay. Well, then I'll just, uh...
I'll wait for you...

1313
01:30:17,198 --> 01:30:19,451
- We... We'll figure it out.
- We'll figure it out.

1314
01:30:19,452 --> 01:30:24,163
- My name's Tom.
- Nice to meet you. I'm Autumn.

1315
01:30:39,347 --> 01:30:43,059
¶ She's got you high
and you don't even know yet ¶

1316
01:30:43,060 --> 01:30:46,645
¶ She's got you high
and you don't even know yet ¶

1317
01:30:46,646 --> 01:30:50,315
¶ The sun's in the sky
It's warming up your bare legs ¶

1318
01:30:50,316 --> 01:30:54,027
¶ And you can't deny
you're looking for the sunset ¶

1319
01:30:54,028 --> 01:31:01,284
¶ She's got you high
and you don't even know yet ¶

1320
01:31:01,285 --> 01:31:04,829
¶ It's the search for the time
before it leaves without you ¶

1321
01:31:04,830 --> 01:31:08,668
¶ Have you lost your mind
or has she taken all of yours too ¶

1322
01:31:08,669 --> 01:31:12,212
¶ What's this about
I figured love would shine through ¶

1323
01:31:12,213 --> 01:31:15,924
¶ We've lost romance This world,
its turns will see you through ¶

1324
01:31:15,925 --> 01:31:19,511
¶ open your mind
Believe it's gonna come true ¶

1325
01:31:19,512 --> 01:31:24,265
¶ Keep romance alive
and hope she's gonna tell you ¶

1326
01:31:30,482 --> 01:31:34,067
¶ What's this about
I figured love would shine through ¶

1327
01:31:34,068 --> 01:31:37,822
¶ We've lost romance This world,
its turns will see you through ¶

1328
01:31:37,823 --> 01:31:41,409
¶ open your mind
Believe it's gonna come true ¶

1329
01:31:41,410 --> 01:31:46,245
¶ Keep romance alive
and hope she's gonna tell you ¶

1330
01:31:51,586 --> 01:31:59,218
¶ She's got you high
and you don't even know yet ¶

1331
01:31:59,219 --> 01:32:02,847
¶ The sun's in the sky
It makes for happy endings ¶

1332
01:32:02,848 --> 01:32:06,601
¶ You can't deny
you want a happy ending ¶

1333
01:32:06,602 --> 01:32:10,103
¶ What's this about
I figured love would shine through ¶

1334
01:32:10,104 --> 01:32:13,815
¶ We've lost romance This world,
its turns will see you through ¶

1335
01:32:13,816 --> 01:32:17,403
¶ open your mind
Believe it's gonna come true ¶

1336
01:32:17,404 --> 01:32:22,240
¶ Keep romance alive
and hope she's gonna tell you ¶

1337
01:32:27,956 --> 01:32:35,684
¶ She's got you high ¶

1338
01:32:35,685 --> 01:32:43,284
¶ She's got you high ¶

1339
01:32:43,285 --> 01:32:48,686
¶ She's got you high ¶

1340
01:32:49,770 --> 01:32:53,522
¶ What's this about
I figured love would shine through ¶

1341
01:32:53,523 --> 01:32:57,109
¶ We've lost romance This world,
its turns will see you through ¶

1342
01:32:57,110 --> 01:33:00,739
¶ open your mind
Believe it's gonna come true ¶

1343
01:33:00,740 --> 01:33:04,450
¶ Keep romance alive
and hope she's gonna tell you ¶

1344
01:33:04,451 --> 01:33:08,079
¶ What's this about
I figured love would shine through ¶

1345
01:33:08,080 --> 01:33:11,707
¶ We've lost romance This world,
its turns will see you through ¶

1346
01:33:11,708 --> 01:33:15,294
¶ open your mind
Believe it's gonna come true ¶

1347
01:33:15,295 --> 01:33:19,006
¶ Keep romance alive
and hope she's gonna tell you ¶

1348
01:33:19,007 --> 01:33:25,929
¶ She's got you high ¶¶

